(Everyone joined the chat)
Link: help
Revali: Okay everyone what should we do
Zelda: Shut up Revali! What about Link!
Link: ..Help...
Urbosa: Link?
Link: The Cuccos. They're attacking me and I'm in a box.
Mipha: OMG LINK! ARE YOU OKAY!?
Link: No... The Cuccos they... they are-
Revali: PAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID YOU SAY!? CUCCOS!? PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Daruk: Now YOU shut up Mr. Salt!
Revali: Fine..... Have some fun Daruk. I know that you also want to say it.
Daruk: Well, yeah... but I don't want to be mean.
Urbosa: 🙄
Zelda: WhatshouldwedoWhatshouldwedo
Urbosa: Calm down my little bird, I'm sure Link will b-
Link: AAAGH!!!! THE CUCCOS RIPPED OPEN MY BOX!!!!
(Link got disconnected)
Zelda and Mipha: LINK!!!!
Revali: *Tries not to laugh* Link.... you have lots of help. You don't need mine.
Urbosa: rEvAlI.....
Revali: O_O
Mipha: Link! I'm coming!!!
(Mipha left the chat)
(Cuccos joined the chat)
Cuccos: WE WILL KILL YOUR KNIGHT
Cuccos: WE WILL KILL YOU ALL
Cuccos: WE WILL SOON BE THE GREATEST EXISTENCE OF ALL IN HYRULE
Cuccos: THAT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY WARNING
(Cuccos left the chat)
Everyone: O_O
Zelda: I'm coming for you Link!!!!
(Zelda left the chat)
Revali: Hopefully she comes back alive.
Urbosa: REVALI
Revali: Fine...
Daruk: Should I go?
Urbosa: Nah, it's fine. Zelda and Mipha will both be able to help Link.
Revali: Quick vote. WHO do you think Link will marry!? 😂
Urbosa: I WiLl kIlL yOu If yOu DoN'T sToP
Revali: Seriously. Have some fun.
Daruk: Not cool bro.
Revali: ......FINE..... BUT ONLY THIS TIME!!!!
Urbosa: Good.
Meanwhile for Link, Cuccos, and the two gurls....
Mipha and Zelda: I WILL SAVE YOU LINK!!!!
Cuccos: I THOUGHT YOU HEARD OUR MESSAGE
Cuccos: WE WILL KILL YOU ALL
Cuccos: RIGHT NOW
Cuccos: THEN WE WILL BE THE BEST OF THE BEST
Cuccos: AND RULE THE WORLD
Cuccos: THEN EVERYONE WILL BE A CUCCO.
Cuccos: HYRULE WILL BE NAMED CUCCULE.
*Mipha and Zelda just gets pasts the Cuccos guard*
Mipha: WHERE IS LINK!?!?!?
Zelda: I DON'T KNOW JUST FIND HIM!!!!
*Cuccos attacc Zelda and Mipha*
Mipha: HEEEELP!!!!
Zelda: MY SEALING POWER DOESN'T WORK ON THEM!!!!
Cuccos: WE WILL ELIMINATE YOU ALL!!!
Link: Mipha and Zelda? NOOOOOOOOO DON'T COME HERE!!!!!!
*Explosiooooooooon*
For the three champions...
Revali: Ugh... are they here yet?
Urbosa: I don't know. I feel like I should go.
Daruk: Yeah. I have the same feeling.
Revali: *In a mocking women's voice* I will be nice for the rest of my life. Oh Urbosa do you want something? I will give you something. Daruk do you want-
Daruk: Okay okay be more Salty then.
Revali: WHO DO YOU THINK WILL LINK MARR-
(Urbosa kicked Revali out of the chat)
Urbosa: :D
Daruk: :D
Urbosa: He is a jerk after all.
Daruk: Yeah.
Meanwhile for Revali who got kicked out...
Revali: DANG IT!!!
Revali: You know what. I'm gonna go stalk the three.
*Revali flew away*
MEANWHILE....
Link: Ooof. But the Cuccos are gone.
Mipha: Phew. They were quite a challenge!
Zelda: Link? You sure you are okay?
Link: Yes. Now let's head back.
*They all stand up and walk*
Revali: OOH A TRIANGLE!!! I'M GONNA TAKE PIC!!!
*Snaps photo*
Mipha: Hey Link! Want to come over to the domain?
Link: Sure! That would be great!
*Zelda turns away*
Revali: ZELDI'S ANGWY!!!!!!
*Takes pic*
For Daruk and Urbosa...
(Revali joined the chat)
Urbosa: How'd you get-
Revali: YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS!!!
*Shows pic*
Daruk: Wut
Urbosa: Oh.
Revali: ZELDI'S ANGWY!!!!!!!!
Urbosa: Don't make fun of my little bird.
Daruk: Yeah.
Revali: oh FIIIINE!!! I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN!!!! WHAT IF FUN FOR U GUYS!!!!!
Daruk: To see you roast yourself
Urbosa: To see you roast yourself.
Revali: I'm an idiot. How's that.
Daruk: So they're all right. Link, Mipha, and Zelda.
Revali: IGuessSo.
Urbosa: Well, you've finally done something good.
Revali: Heeeeeeey!!!! I sacrificed my self to Astor and saved you guys!
Urbosa: Ugh. Yes you did that.
(Mipha joined the chat)
(Link joined the chat)
(Zelda joined the chat)
Zelda: ...
Mipha: We were all right!
Link: Yeah! I'm at the domain now!
Zelda: ...
Revali: Zelda all right?
Link: Well,
Urbosa: Little bird, are you okay?
Zelda: ...yes...
Daruk: You sure?
Zelda: Yes
Revali: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure that you're sure?
Urbosa: Stop it.
Zelda: Yes.
*Zelda and Urbosa got ghosted*
Zelda: Urbosa?
Urbosa: Yes?
Zelda: It's that, Link and Mipha are getting closer. What should I do?
Urbosa: Well, you shouldn't try to steal some one's lover because the other will get angry or sad.
Zelda: oh..
Urbosa: You should try to find another man so that you and he can be happy while Link and Mipha are also happy too.
Zelda: Oh. Thanks! :D
Urbosa: :D
*Urbosa and Zelda are bacc*
Revali: 'sup. What'cha talk'n about.
Urbosa: Nothing.
Revali: sus.
(Cuccos joined the chat)
Cuccos: NO YOU'VE DONE IT
Cuccos: WE WILL GET REVENGE SOON
Cuccos: WE DON'T WANT YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU DEFEATED US
Cuccos: NOW WE'LL DO THIS
Wi if cable: No agaaiiiin
*Everyone got disconnected*
Cuccos now numba one enemy in hyrul haply eva afta