Ok, so as I said, this chapter might be cringe because I have writer's block and just think of some things to write. Here goes nothing!
(abbietung11 has joined the chat)
(Link has joined the chat)
(Zelda has joined the chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
(Daruk has joined the chat)
(Ravioli has joined the chat)
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
(abbietung11 is now the host)
Link: Wut I thought I was the host who is this abbietung11 guy?!
abbietung11: Hello. I have joined you. I promise I won't be much trouble. If you behave I will give you host ability back. I swear. *crosses fingers*
Urbosa: Ok, you don't seem so bad.
Mipha: I trust you
Zelda: You earn my trust.
Daruk: Just..... don't be.......... Revali.
Ravioli: Hey! Name?
abbietung11: Yes, I don't know why though. *smirk*
(abbietung11 has changed Ravioli's name to Revali)
Revali: Ok, I can sense you are kind hearted.
abbietung11: Yes.
Link: What shall we do.
abbietung11: We can see who can post the nicest comments.
Zelda: Aww, all your games are kind!
Urbosa: Yes I have trust in this person.
Mipha: Thanks! And yes, nice game.
Daruk: Who first?
Revali: Me.
abbietung11; K go
Revali: I really enjoy Link being able to go on this chat, so we can hang out like old times. And I will hold this moment forever in my heart.
Zelda: Revali? Is that you in there?
Link: ..........WOW
Urbosa: I have a hard time believing that is our Revali.
Daruk: Awwwwww..... so heartwarming.
Revali: Ugh ok who's next?
Mipha: !!!!! Me me me
Mipha: Until this day, I will think of the times we had together. My dearest Champions, I will savor our friendship no matter what happens between us. I will hold onto every last item you treasured me with. Thank you, for being such loyal, kind, and warm friends. I am very lucky to have all of you.
Zelda: I want to cry. Thanks Mipha.
Mipha: It's just a game, though I still feel that way. Nothing but truth.
Link: *cries*
Urbosa: ..... I am at a loss for words Mipha, you are pure kind inside.
Revali: Oh my goddess, Mipha. Thanks.
Daruk: So...... heartwarming inside.
abbietung11: ....... so nicely done!
abbietung11: Volunteer? Or I will choose at random.
Zelda: *raise hand*
abbietung11: K go.
Zelda: Still, today, I think of Mother. I imagine the happy things we would've done if she didn't pass away. But now, it can't be reversed. I know Mother has gone to a better place, watching me from above. I hold tightly onto her memories, and think of those happy times. I promise you, I will cherish our love until I pass. Promise.
Link: ......;...dghjfdgnhdfkjbgndfkbngtrkibhnetrh
Mipha: AWWWWWW, ZELDA
Daruk: wahhhawhahwahwhahw
Revali: No you make mine sound bad
Zelda: It's good for Revali!
Link:./..;dlsud toge
Urbosa: Wow never in my life would I think Zelda talk like that. Link? You ok?
Link: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.urgheugheugnvb4tughn4ytiugo432tnuc fuc
abbietung11: calm down Link why are you cussing
(Link has changed name to Isabelle)
(Link has joined the chat)
(Isabelle has changed name to Link)
(Link has changed name to Isabelle)
Zelda: Wha?
Mipha: What on Hyrule is going on
Daruk: The sis is here
Isabelle: Hi guys! I'm Lunk's sister, remember me?
Link: did Lady Impa give you slate?
Isabelle: Yes Lunk
Link: It's Link with an i
Isabelle: Sorry Link
Link: it ok
Zelda: Wow, Isabelle you back
abbbietung11: Just scroll up to see what game we playing.
Isabelle: May I play?
Daruk: yeah, little sis
Link: Little guy and little sis?
Daruk: Um yeah, why not.
Revali: Hi
abbietung11: Who wants to go next?
Urbosa: Me
Urbosa: Revali. We like making jokes about him, look down on him, but he can kill 200 bokoblins in a short amount of time. He may be somewhat of a jerk, but that doesn't stop us from becoming friends. I have met him when we were young and out moms met, and Revali used to be very nice to me. I think everyone should start treating him fairly. We used to be the best of friends, but Revali claimed Link was the wall between our friendship. Revali couldn't take it. He isolated himself. That's why sometimes on this chat, he can be very soft and kindhearted. just because he might be very mean sometimes, I will remember that one time we met, and instantly became to best of friends. Revali was one of the few friends I had. I also have to thank Link for making this chat, because Revali can't come in Gerudo Town and it's way too cold for me to go there. With this chat, we can communicate together easily, even with the princess. Link and Revali..... thank you both.
Revali: .................
Link:.....................
Zelda: Umm... how long was that comment, Urbosa i agree with you. We look at revali from a whole nother point of view. We should be looking at him from the good side, not the jerk bad side. Sorry, Revali, for mistreating you for let's see..... years now.
Revali: I forgive, thank you, Urbosa.
Link: WOw
abbietung11: Omg I swear I am crying.
Daruk: wow we don't have to call Revali names anymore.
Link: I am not the wall between your friendship you almost killed me Revali You- You literally cut my head off and called me failed knight!!!!!!
Revali: I guess Link is still bummed out over that time.
Link: Yes, and I have a good reason to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abbietung11: Who's next?
Isabelle: I wantr to be nexty
abbietung11: K best of luck
Isabelle: I like mommy because she helps me with homework, does my laundry, and I am sad cause she died. But I will remember mommy and always store her inside my memory so I don't do what happened to Link
Link: It's not like I had a choice,
Isabelle: That was a joke.
Link: .....
Zelda: awwwww. Isabelle, that was lovely!
Urbosa: i totally agree
Daruk: yeah,
Revali: Yes
abbietung11: Wow , wow wow wow ow wow. yes, next?
Everyone:....
abbietung11: Ok, my random person is...... Daru Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk'
Daruk: I want to send my gratitude to Yunobo goro. that day, Link freed my spirit from Rudania, that first Goron I ever saw since then was Yunobo. We waved for a few minutes, and I felt so lucky to have met someone the second I came out. If I ever forget that moment, I will be pissed with myself.
Zelda; very strong, and bold, but kind and the inside. I like.
(Isabelle left)
Link: she said she wanted to ride horses with Mubbs and Rubeo so I let her go
Link: I like.
Urbosa: Like
Mipha: New update. You can like other people messages. look...
(Mipha ❤️ Daruk's comment)
Link: wow
(Link ❤️Daruk's comment)
(Link ❤️ Everyone's messages)
Link: :)
abbietung11: Next.......Actually Link is the last one here
Link. Zelda. These eyes are shiny as the stars, pretty as a billion waterfalls. Nothing, in the world will define your beauty, passion, and your interest. Without you, my life was as crushed as a tin can on the road. Nothing will ever tear me from you, prevent me from doing my job, and getting a final glimpse. I want you to know that you are -HELP
Link: AHHHHH SOMEONE????!?!?!? ANYONE! OUCH JUST PLEASE EVEN REVALI HELP AHH NO _UGH
(Link has disconnected)
Zelda: No! It was the juicy parts! I felt like he would have won if he didn't had disconnected.
Revali: Ugh, why is it always Link!
Zelda: Let me see.....oh I hope it's not Yiga again, they're so stupid.
Zelda: Ugh I can't find his room there are like over hundreds of rooms in here!
Mipha: huhuhuhu h uh u h uh u h u h u
Daruk: You ok, princess?
Mipha: No
Urbosa: OMG No- ok, what's wrong
Mipha: Sidon's missing.
Zelda: Oh no Link first and now cutey Sidon?!
Zelda: *faints*
Mipha: Ahh no i can't be -*faints*
Urbosa: HELP the princesses are down
Revali: Mmmf df j fu jfvfgkigeitjgert8w5it 4o irhg irohing the mom iroh likes tea is fish fish and chips yummy bird legs j mgj bjnh hn
Daruk: Ugh now what rev
Revali: No nothing i spam keyboard when I'm worried.
Zelda: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!-did I miss?
Mipha: Ugh... what happened?
Revali: Let me recap: Link was sharing kind words, he screamed and disconnected, then Mipha typed gibberish, Daruk asked what was wrong, she said Sidon is missing, and you bother just fainted, nothing happened, then you came back, then I explain.
Zelda: ok, thanks Revali i am concerned with those boys
Mipha: I wonder what they're up to.
abbietung11: I'm here.
Urbosa: May I ask, what can you do?!
abbietung11: I can hire and gather a search and rescue team.
Zelda: Omg yas please
abbietung11: Wait.
Daruk: Wutyee
abbietung11: In-in Hyrule Castle, t-there's a -ummm.. ah yas- t-trapdoor- i-in Linky-Gah!Link's r-room, and -i- don't know-where it-l-leads. _So, Linky-GAHHHH WHAT AM I DOing_ ooops dkso sorry
Zelda: wow, you stammer lt. sus.
abbietung11: Sorry I s-stammer w-when n-nervous-s.
Revali: How do you stammer through messages?
Daruk: Not important, Rev.
Mipha: Zora soldiers have found Sidon...
Zelda: Where where where???
Mipha: Lynel atop Ploymus mountain.
Urbosa: That baby's gonna get himself killed! Link get Master Swo- oh ur missing, right.
Mipha: I can't kill a Lynel
Urbosa: You told me you killed one before!
Mipha: Yes, a long time ago!
Mipha: Gawwww I have no choice to go in.
Mipha: Walks in battlefield*
abbietung11: Best of luck!
(Daruk left the chat)
Revali: Just hope fisy makes it out alive! *sings*
Zelda: Not the time! I'm going for that trapdoor.
Zelda: *jumps in OOWOOWOWO*
Urbosa What is it, little bird?!
Zelda: Ugh!!!!! AHHHHHH I'm high
Revali: Ok,,,, tell me what
Zelda: *how do i tell this...* Ok, so long story short. Link is on the floor, with a royal broadsword pierced inside his heart. There. Long story short- WAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Urbosa: SHit this fuc-
Mipha: Language Urbosa!
Mipha: Ok.... I need to land a few more hits then it will be gone until next blood moon.
Zelda: WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO?
Revali: Episode One: Princesses Panics
Urbosa: Stop it Revali or I'll kick you out! I thought you had changed!
Revali: Ok fine, Chief.
Urbosa: I've got my eyes on you.
Zelda: YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME!!!!
Mipha: oK, THIS lYENL IS DEAD. sIDON!
Zelda: Heal, Mipha?
Mipha: I can't heal life-to-death-experiences, sorry Princess.
Zelda: NOT HELPING!!!!
(Zelda 🤬🤬 Mipha's comment)
Mipha: Oooohh
Revali: Episode Two: Princesses Cuss Scene
Urbosa: REVALI
Zelda: You guys aren't helping!!!!
Zelda: It seems like I'm the only one with a mind of my own.
Zelda: Return, please. and tell my father the news.
Urbosa: Princess-
Zelda: AND STOP TALKING TO ME!!!
(Zelda has left the chat)
Mipha: The Princess.
(Mipha 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Zelda's comment)
Mipha: I have my rules and ways.
Revali: shut up
Mipha: you have no rights to say that
Urbosa: BE QUIET BOTH OF YOU
Mipha: I'm gonna go bye..
(Mipha has left the chat)
Revali: Probably eating fish at the domain.
(Daruk has joined the chat)
Daruk: Hi guys. News on Link?
abbietung11: Actually, yes. Scroll up please Princess Zelda of Hyrule tells you everything.
Daruk: Huhufhifofdbhoithnvtehmthrmbh wwhat the heck-
Urbosa: Language, Daruk.
Revali: Can we have nickname fun?
(Mipha has been added to Champion Chats by Urbosa)
Urbosa: We are doing nickname fun, suggested by our friend rev.
Mipha: Ok...
Daruk: I agree to game.
(Mipha has changed Revali's name to low health)
low health: Hey! I thought I was a friend!
Daruk: friends can still be mean like how I cussed towards little guy and had a cuss fight- Oops.
Urbosa: DARUK
low health: OMG
Mipha: Link?!
(Mipha has changed Daruk's name to i like cussing with link)
i like cussing with link: Ugh that was on accident I dropped his Sheikah Slate and the Master Sword actually down the volcano and he screamed 20 bad words and won't talk then I yelled bad words and then he screamed so loud the lava erupted and rained on my back. After that, he yelled I hate you and glided down the mountain. Hours later I went to little guy's house and found him crying on his bed, eyes all puffy the goro Gorons had found Link's things and cleaned them. I put them on the floor and left. That was actually a few days ago. Inside Link still hates me but in public he acts like he doesn't. After that, Link has well......changed.
(Mipha has added Zelda to the chat)
Zelda: WAHHHH- hmm why
Mipha: Read this story it might explain why Link is depressed for the past 5 days.
Zelda: Hmm ok, I guess.
Zelda: *reads* .....................
i like cussing with link: he might never forgive me for that.
Urbosa: Oh, hush. After a few years or so, you'll be just right. *wink*
low health: That was heartwarming
Mipha: How is that heartwarming
low health: Idk
Mipha: ya know...
(Mipha has changed low health's name to ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤-low)
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤-low: wut the-
Urbosa: School bells ring! Time for school!!
(Mipha has changed name to Student Mipha)
(❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤-low has changed name to Student Revali)
Zelda: I done reading! Yes, Mipha it might just explain why he was depressed over the past 5 days.
(Zelda has changed name to Mrs. Zelda)
(Urbosa has changed name to Student Urbosa)
(i like cussing with link has changed name to Student Daruk)
Mrs. Zelda: Hello, class. I will take attendance, then we will start with a SUPER EASY pop quiz on the three goddesses.
Mrs. Zelda: Is Mipha here?
Student Mipha: Yes, Mrs. Zelda!
Mrs. Zelda; Daruk and Revali?
Student Daruk: yes. i here
Student Revali: Here!
abbietung11: HOLA
Mra. Zelda: abbietung11, you are my other teacher
(abbietung11 has changed name to backup sub)
backup sub: thumbs up.
Mrs. Zelda: Urbosa?
Student Urbosa: Yez
Mrs. Zelda: Pop quiz question number one: Who is the goddess of Wisdom?
Mrs. Zelda: No quiz. Who says it first-
Student Mipha: me me me me me me me me me mr mr mr mr me me
Mra. Zelda: Yes, Mipha?
Student Mipha: is it Nayru?
Mrs. Zelda: Correct, Mipha.
(Mrs. Zelda has changed Student Mipha's name to Mipha)
Mrs. Zelda who is the goddess of power?
Student Daruk: Oh me me me!
Mrs. Zelda: yes, Daruk?
Student Daruk: Din, correct?
Mrs. Zelda you may succeed.
(Mrs Zelda has changed Student Daruk's name to Daruk)
Mrs. Zelda: Goddess of courage?
Student Urbosa and Revali: Me me me me
Mrs.Zelda: Ahh yes. Both?
Student Urbosa and Revali: Farore.
Mrs. Zelda. *smiles*
(Mrs. Zelda has changed Student Urbosa and revali's name to Urbosa and Revali)
(Mrs. Zelda has changed name to Zelda)
Zelda: school over, kids!
Urbosa: wow that was fun.
Zelda: Well I'll do something about Link I'm still under the trapdoor.
(Zelda has left the chat)
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Revali: Lets go Miphaaaaaaaaa
(Mipha has left the chat)
(Revali has left the chat)
Ugh... I need suggestions!!!! Please give me suggestions I'm all out of ideas. Please!! Ty=hank you. Until next time.