Since it's a magical number, here's odd phrases from every previous part
None are explicit because that would be mean to exclude some of you
It's just odd, out of context... XP
"Why do you have thirty different packs of condoms?"
"Sorry" - "Couldn't help it" - "Foot fetish, y'know?"
His memory of the previous night was quite detailed. His cheeks dusted a light pink despite himself as he thought about it.
"Well played Keibu"
'Ah yes, Kuroba's weird courting ritual of flipping Nakamori-san's skirt'
"Oh? It seems like you've found out my dirty little secret"
"Get out of here so I can catch you fairly next time"
He'd never thought that Kid would be taken down like this, so easily too.
"That would be a wise choice" - "It's all up to Kuroba-kun's endurance if he's to survive or not"
Maybe Kid wasn't the only one with a bleeding heart.
"Not tonight" - "Don't let your hormones cheapen your value"
"He wouldn't be who he is if he didn't fight"
"Um... The antidote wore off while me and Shin-Chan were having sex"
"Ewww! I don't want the Brit and manly girl to be worried about me!"
It wasn't like the two could see each other outside of a heist after all.
"I'm not paid enough to deal with Kid when he's high on fumes"
"Just because you're a good magician, doesn't mean that you can't get hurt with all the crazy stunts you pull" - "Magicians are known to get hurt all the time"
"You know Kuroba-kun, this would have been an easy way to dispose of you"
"I'll get us out of here Tantei-Kun..."
"They're bitter since it's supposed to be a punishment towards me for being reckless enough to need them"
"I'll be as gentle as I can" - "I won't look at your face either"
Then it would be bye bye Kaito as he succumbed to a watery death where evil finny things would consume his remains.
"Problem? I don't have a problem with you" He squeaked
"I got mistaken as Shinichi so I got kidnapped by division one for the day"
"Oh my" - "What are you two doing?"
"You" - "You've been trying to befriend me?" - "I'm sorry" - "I do believe that you're Kid" - "But I will refrain from voicing my opinion in public"
"What I'm saying is that if I can't get you to stop, then I want to at least make sure that you won't die"
"You're not as bad as Heiji, but trouble still becomes worse when there's more than one of you guys together"
No, bad Kaito! Don't even think about fraternizing with the enemy!
"You mister" - "Are going to regret making things so difficult"
"Why would I go to work when you clearly shouldn't be left alone?" - "I have enough days off stocked up to do whatever I want" He smiled "And right now I want to keep you safe"
"I never really liked you Kuroba" - "But I respected your intelligence and resilience" - "It's a shame to see you leave so soon"
No?... Ginzo was going to let Aoko die?! Kaito's breath hitched as his breathing sped up. No, he wouldn't allow that, he couldn't. Aoko was the innocent one, not him.
"Almost, but then he ran to Conan, well he was going to run to you, but he literally ran into Conan first" - "Knocked Conan straight off his feet"
"Don't worry, I would never do that at a heist" - "I have a lot of young fans, I could never traumatize them by making them watch their idol..."
"I didn't mean to actually hurt him"
"I'd be a monster if I didn't help" - "Hopefully this will teach him that he should take better care of his injuries"
"I guess having a stalker can be useful at times"
"Oi, stop gawking, I'm here for you to arrest me"
"What's wrong with me?" - "Well I'm being publicly accused by a known detective of being Kaitou Kid!" - "Do you know what could happen if the wrong people hear your FALSE accusations?!?" - "They'll try to kill me!" - "Kaitou Kid has people after his life!" - "He was even shot!"
"Don't get arrested for streaking"
"You!" - "That's a safety hazard! Get it fixed!" - "What if one of the task force members slipped instead of Kid?!"
"I feel bad for Kudo-kun" - "Don't worry, Kudo-kun would never take advantage of Kaito"
"I used all non-sticky liquids during the heist"
"I just see him as my own son, so I feel like I've somehow failed him"
"You better keep that idiot alive"
"I want you to write something" - "Everyone around you has noticed that something has been off about you" - "So I want you to write a suicide note stating that you just couldn't handle the constant murders around you and the whispers about it"
"You shouldn't be thanking me idiot!"
"I'm so sorry Kaito" - "I shouldn't have asked you to get captured"
"Just let me help" - "I'm paranoid since I've seen many horrible things due to my occupation as a detective"
"Please don't give up" - "No matter what, I'll always be proud of you and be on your side"
"Ha?" - "Am I supposed to piss on the doors or something?"
"You almost gave me a heart attack you damn brat!"
"Why the hell do you have Kaito-Kun restrained?!?"
"NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER! YOU CAN'T CONTAIN ME!"
"You were such a hellion"
"You're so sweet" - "Why don't you head upstairs and rest? I'll check on you in a bit okay?"
"Says the one who often covers us in weird substances and steals our stuff"
"Y-You felt up Kid-Sama?!?"
It made him feel like a monster in comparison.
'Dear god, why did I have to get attached to a suicidal maniac with a fetish for glitter and dye'
"Why aren't you capturing me?" - "I failed..."
"For me?..." - "I'm sorry, but I need to get to know a person before I put them in cuffs"
"Haibara" - "Why can't he just humiliate me already?" - "I just want him to get it over with"
"I think we broke him!"
"HELP ME! I'M BEING MOLESTED!"
Oh god no. Self preservation running through his veins, Saguru lunged at the smaller male, trapping Kaito beneath him.
Tsuki suddenly flew through the window, snatching the watch before Saguru could pocket it.
"Yes, Aoko needs to chew Bakaito out for getting hurt"
"I don't want to be an adult then"
"No" - "My job is to find the truth" - "And the truth that I've found is that you're not a bad person Kaito"
Saguru turned back towards the toaster with a wry smile, a phantom thief? Not anymore.
"Keibu..." - "It's not rape if I let you" - "It's my motto right?" - "Nobody gets hurt"
"I-" - "You're horrible!" - "You're sleeping on the couch tonight!"
"I'm not sure... He just wanted me to remove my shirt"
-your weird moon ritual
"You're telling me" - "That you broke into his house, found his secret workshop then proceeded to leave a note?"
"He's fine, just had a bad fall"
"Please refrain from reminding me of that night..."
"I think I like Kudo Shinichi" - "He just-" - "We're so in sync whenever we team up" - "And I always get this excited and happy feeling whenever I spot him at a heist" - "And I'm pretty sure that my heart rate speeding up isn't from fear" - "Anymore"
"Handcuffs for me?!" Kid blew a kiss towards the blond "I always knew you were after me..."
"But Tantei-san" - "It's expected of me" - "But from you? It's considered extra sneaky"
"Kaito has been worried about you" - "He knows how you are with morals, so he's been fretting" - "Even though he doesn't even like you" - "In fact, he's the one who begged me to check up on you" - "So if you truly feel bad, stop wallowing in self pity on your bed" - "Start taking care of yourself better so that Kaito can focus better on himself"
"It's shaped like, like a F-Finny thing!"
"No, you're just really sick" - "We'll fix that though, together"
"His name was Kaito?" - "What an ironic name" - "It suits him"
Okay, that was not cool. What the hell detective? He couldn't help but grimace when he felt a similar item in his other pocket.
"You wouldn't be visiting me in jail" - "You'd be my roommate!" - "After all, you're my partner in both love, and crime"
"So I've devised a great way to knock the great Kaitou Kid down a peg" - "I want you inspector" - "To rape Kid"
"No scary talk in bed!"
Kaito blinked, brain short circuiting a little before coming back online. Wait, what secret?!
"Thank you" - "Can I be yours" - "Forever?"
"Kudo-kun, I must be frank with you" - "I'm tempted to slug you for all the worry, panic, and stress that your actions have caused us. I implore you to see a communication councillor to prevent further misunderstandings from happening"
"I don't know how he managed it, but he somehow gave himself chocolate poisoning"
"Fine" - "I'll stay the night" - "But I demand hot chocolate and cuddles once the little scientist is done checking my injuries"
"With you I can actually be myself"
"You think that I kidnapped you?" - "Why do you think that?"
"Catch him!" - "I'll be fine... You can't help me" - "Trust me..."
"For some reason, I'm not all surprised that you're into bondage Kuroba"
Reality
I laugh
I smile
I play pranks
But really
I bleed
I cry
I hide my pain
"Is that your way of trying to ask me out?" - "I don't do sex on the first date"
"No you idiot" - You took the bullet, not me" - "You made sure of that"
"She" - "Is finally old enough to leave the house with me" - "Do you want to hold her?"
"As much as I love my watch, it's just an object" - "You on the other hand, are my friend" - "And if it had to be destroyed, I'd much rather it be done protecting you"
A small sob passed through torn and bloodied lips, indigos clenched shut as Kaito grit his teeth.
"He's not a criminal, I'll just probably almost get blown up a few times"
"It's your fault for intentionally dressing like you did" - "Maybe now it'll make you think twice on your disguises" - "And I will also keep an eye around you whenever Nakamori-keibu is near" - "After all, you have stripped him down countless times"
Though, after looking at the piece, it looked a bit smaller than before. He squinted, had Kid stolen some of the brownie?
"Dammit Kaito-kun..." Ginzo sighed as he took in the sight of the hogtied man on his front steps, a grinning Kuroba Kaito standing innocently beside said man.
"Your dove let me in" - "My house keys were taken"
"Oh come here" - "I just wanted an excuse to feed you" - "I wouldn't tease you about your current injury"
"It's not your fault" - "Sometimes the body just doesn't listen to the mind" - "Maybe we could chase after him when you're better"
"I'm not Kid" - "I look good in lipstick" - "That's all there is to it"
The blond gave a stiff nod "And you killed him"
"We're similar aren't we?" - "Is Kid the mask or the real person?"
Anyways I'm keeping your coat since you destroyed mine by puking all over me as thanks for saving your klutzy ass
Kaito was sitting at the top of the stairs, stroking a small dove like a cliche villain would a cat in a movie.
The sleuth swallowed, suddenly very wary of accidentally touching something he shouldn't.
"You're going to see hell for that stunt you pulled tonight"
This took way longer than it should have to put together... >^<
It's a lot to read through every single one then choose a bit
Hope you enjoyed~