Sarcastic comebacks

By omgizdatgurl

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A random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class m... More

Intro
Snappy comebacks from chicks
Bully
School
Random
Moms
Random #1
More random
Randommmm
Hello
Haha
Best dad
Badass nerd
Bully vs wimp
Douche
Best
Nerds haha
Momsss
Okay....wow
Get wrecked
Hehe
Kid vs mom
Lol
:)
Smelly
Bahaha
Wow....
Okay
Damn..
:)
Haha lol
Haha moms
Funnnyyyyy
Hehe...
Haha i luv this
Bullies
bf vs gf
paycheck
not a comeback just something funny
Cutest thing
Mean
Bam!
Sterotypical
5SOS!
Ohhhh
Trololol
Burn!
Lol
Bestfriends
Wowwwwww
80's
Weed
Hi
Water?
Hehe I win
Donno
Burrnnnn!
Salute!
Keys
Odd
Siblings
Facebook
Haha
Me
Thug lyf
Toooooo relateable
2 chainz!
JUSTIN BIEBER
JB
TAYLOR SWIFT
God?
Argument of the tits
Craziest thing ever!
All gone
Talking reflection
Golden shower
Lollllzzz
How to your friend they're addopted
How to stare at boobs
Haha pocketsss
Best ever!!!
Too true
Basically
All the time
Twinkle
Gold
Jawlines
Ex
Heartb
Wow
Pizza
Poor baby
Cheeeky
Alzheimer
Strangers
Dont laugh
Favourtite comeback ever
:/
Teacher 1- student 0
???
Friends
Basically yeah
Fat
True
Look in the mirror
:)
Jumpy
Yas
?
Yas
-.-
Bf gf
Im dying
Noooo
Day one(First chapter of one week special)
Day 2 (second day of one week special)
Day 3 (third day of one week special)
Day four
Day 6
Hi
Day something
:O
Bag of idiots
Gorilla
?
3 pounds
Uno!
Better
Clever
Smartass
TEXT
Hehe
Finally!!
HEY :)
Idk what to write here :D
Heyyyy
Sorry
Read :)
Hey how you doing?
Hehe
Oh no she didnt
Titanic
Heeellllllooooo
Hehe
Hehe
More comebacks
Daaaaamn XD
7
Baby ooooooohhhhhh nooooo
Wow
Another update!
Thats deep
Future
Boner
Fat man vs short man
Text
You're not popular
Brain cells
Next time
Toilet paper
6
Pee pee schedule
Jeezus
Mistakes were made
Tree so high
In my room
T.o.M
Better then you
Faces
Celeb
Enjoying life
Stupidity
Sheeran
As easy
Back at it again
Savage.
Nerd power
Back in hell
Savage teachers
Detective
Remote
Cry
Shadow
Surprise
Sarcasm
Talk talk talk

Haha bagging JB

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By omgizdatgurl

Anna's boyfriend walked into Anna's house and Anna told her mom "Mom me and my boyfriend are going upstairs" then the mom said "okay kids, have fun" when they are up in the room the mom hears "Baby baby baby oh" the mom walks to the door and asks " what the hell is going?!" Then Anna says " Mom we're having sex!" Then the mom says "oh thank god i thought u guys were listening to Justin Bieber!"

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