(Link joined the group chat)
(Urbosa joined the group chat)
(Revali joined the group chat)
(Mipha joined the group chat)
(Daruk Joined the group chat)
Urbosa: hELlO pEOpLE
Link: Geez Urbosa, what's with the font?
Revali: Quick answer. She's drunk idiot.
Link: Yeah, cuz that's because you're experienced by it TURKEY!
Daruk: Uh oh. Another cat fight.
Mipha: Please stop fighting, I don't want to see you guys have violence....
Urbosa: I bELiEVe i cAN fLy WeEEeEEeEE
Revali: Hey, I thought I was the only one who can fly.
Urbosa: tHAt'S biKAsE I aM A gEnIE (Urbosa wanted to say because)
Revali: Ur a genie???
Link: She said it.
Daruk: First time I've ever heard from her like that.
Mipha: Me too.
(Revali changed Urbosa's nickname to Drunk Genie)
Drunk Genie: tHAncZ bERd0 (Thanks birdo)
Revali: ......
Daruk: Wow. Just wow.
Link: O_O
Mipha: O_O
Drunk Genie: aNYunE NoBEl pURsUItz ?? (Anyone Nobel Pursuits??)
Everyone expect for Drunk Genie: Nope
(Drunk Genie somehow blocked everyone to leave this chat)
(Drunk Genie got admin controls for some what reason)
Link: OH MY GOD ARE U SERIOUS URBOSA!!!
Revali: FOR THE FIRST TIME I HAVE TO AGREE WITH LINK!!!
Mipha: Urbosa! Change the settings NOW!
Drunk Genie: NuH aW!!!
Daruk: Shut up drunk chief.
Drunk Genie: hERe'Z a dEA- *burps* -l. u gUYs dReNc nObeL PurSuITZ lICe meE 2. DEn i GiV bAk aDMiN coNTrOLz. (Here's the deal. You guys drink Nobel Pursuits like me too. Then I'll give back the admin controls.)
Everyone but Drunk Genie: Fine
Everyone except drunk genie: *Take about 5 or 7 sips of Nobel Pursuits*
2 and a half hours later....
Revali: KaW kAW i DwuNK bIrD (Kaw Kaw I am a drunk bird)
Link: mE NO hOW 2 sPEl (Me no how to spell)
Daruk: i dWuNk. I nEEd MeDikl srGrY (I'm drunk. I need medical surgery)
Mipha: I waNNa bE tUnA sAnDWich (I wanna be a tuna sandwich)
(Mipha changed her nickname to Tuna sandwich)
Revali: KaW kAW
(Revali changed his nickname to Dwunk Bird)
(Link changed his nickname to i KANT SPEL)
(Daruk changed his nickname to Dying Rocc)
Drunk genie: sEE dAt wAZn'T s- What just happened....
Drunk genie: WHAT ARE U GUYS TALKING ABOUT! ALSO WHY'S MY NAME DRUNK GENIE!!!!
(Drunk genie changed her nickname to Urbosa)
(Dwunk Bird changed Urbosa's nickname to Drunk Genie)
Drunk Genie: REVALI!
Dwunk Bird: wHa
Drunk Genie: CHANGE MY NAME NOW!!!!
Dwunk Bird: NuH aW
Drunk Genie: ugh
Tuna Sandwich: oOH wHAt iS tHIs bLAc tHIcc sTringY?? (Ooh, what is this black, thick string?)
(Everybody got disconnected)
Ravioli_Revali17: So like it was a wi-fi- cable and Mipha just cut it with a chainsaw. I REALLY NEED COMMENTS FOR DARES!!!!