"Dude."
"No," Levi groaned.
"Dude, do it," Erwin persisted.
"Fuck no," Levi rolled his eyes.
"You know you wanna," Erwin poked Levi.
"I don't."
"Do it for me," Erwin pleaded.
"Why for you?" Levi made a disgusted face.
"Because you love me," Erwin answered.
"I'd rather get pecked to death by geese," Levi stated.
"Oh come on, please?" Erwin begged again.
"I will not."
"You signed up for this," Erwin said. "Can't back out now..."
Levi sighed.
"Baaaabbbyyyy," Levi started to sing dreadfully out of tune as Erwin played the chords.
"You light up my world like nobody else
Something la la la la la don't know this song well
Singing it just makes me wanna go burn in hell
But you don't know, oh oh.
That girl thinks you're beautiful, oh oh
She wants to get in your panties."
"Levi, that's not how we rehearsed it," Erwin whispered.
"I paid to get a good song and this is what I get," Ymir uttered. "Accurate, but incredibly irritating."
"It's okay, it was still funny to watch," Christa smiled.
"You're right. good thing I recorded it," Ymir held up her phone.
"We volunteered for this," Erwin reminded Levi. "We get hours."
"Well it's stupid that we have to go around serenading people for other people," Levi stated. "You wanna be romantic, just fucking sing it yourself."
"But you sing better."
"I sing like a cat that was thrown off the roof of a skyscraper in New York," Levi snapped back.
"Good enough for me," Erwin shrugged. "Onto the next victim."
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AN:
Hey hey hey, Avalon here.
Valentines day is just around the corner and I'm single pringle, but guess what? I don't care.
All them single ladies (or men) put yo hands up!
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