(Y/N) pov
Darkness: My name is Darkness. My class is crusader. If you would have me, I would like to join your p-p-party please!
What now????
Darkness grabbed your hand got really close to your face.
Darkness: Tell me why you and those 2 girls in your party were all slimy! What did this man do to you?!
Kazuma: Oh they just got swallowed by a bunch of giant toads.
Darkness: What?! Oh if only I were there...
(Y/N): Great! Someone who actually wants to have fun!
Darkness: O-oh, I mean I can't stand by and watch some girls be devoured by some creature!
Something is up with this hottie, but I want to know so I'll let her join. Something tells me she'll make a fine addition to my party.
Kazuma: I don't know if you'd want to join. I mean our mge can only use magic once a day and-*smack*
(Y/N) Smacked him on the back of the head.
(Y/N): Remember when I said you can't choose who joins the party?
Kazuma: Ok ok! (Rubbing head)
Darkest: Oh!!! So cruel!
Wait, does she enjoy pain or something?
(Y/N): So! (Pulls out notes) How would you rate you're abilities?
Darkness: Well, you see... I have a confession to make. My attacks never seem to hit their targets...
(Y/N): Ah yes! (Writes something down in his notebook) a novice then... You just need a bit of training and you're in. Come back tomorrow and I'll help train you. Then, we'll see if you're fit enough to join.
Darkness: Alright! I'll come back tomorrow!
She then leaves and that leaves you and kazuma alone.
Kazuma: Why (Y/N)???
(Y/N): I don't know. I just feel like she would make a good addition to the party.
Kazuma: *sigh* I think that you're brain is defective.
Time skip to next day
You're sitting down watching aqua doing party tricks when kazuma walks in.
Aqua: Hey kazuma! Don't iu just love the new skill I acquired? Its a great addition and it's a great new set of powers.
Kazuma just sat there with the most confused face.
(Y/N): I sure like them! They're very entertaining!
Aqua: Thanks, (Y/N)!
You Megumine and kazuma sit at the bar eating.
Kazuma: I have no idea how to cash my skill points in. I don't want to end up with something crappy.
Megumine: First, you have to find someone with the skill you want to teach you how to use it. After that you'll see it on your card. Then, just transfer your skill points into the skill you want.
Kazuma: So if I wanted to learn explosion magic all id have to do is add up enough skill points and you'll teach me?
Megumine freaks out and gets really close to kazuma's face.
Megumine: Absolutely! Is there really any use for any other skill? No, there most definitely is not! Say the word and we shall walk the path for explosions together!
(Y/N): Say... I have enough points for explosion magic. You could teach me.
Megumine: Sure! I'll teach you!
She taught (Y/N) how to use explosion magic.
(Y/N): There it is on the card!
Megumine: what about you kazuma?
Kazuma: I don't think so. I don't have enough skill points for it anyways.
Darkness: Here you are. Are you ready to train?
(Y/N): In a moment.
???: That's great darkness!
Kazuma: Who are you?
Chris: I'm Chris! As you can see, I'm a thief.
(Y/N): Same.
Chris: You're a thief? You don't look like one.
(Y/N): Oh yeah? I could steal anything from anyone. Even clothes they're wearing.
Kazuma: Woah... Seriously?
(Y/N): Yeah, watch this.
(Y/N) disappears and suddenly people see an adventurer walk by in his underwear.
(Y/N) shows up again and starts laughing.
(Y/N): Haha! That never gets old!
Chris was really impressed.
Chris: That was impressive!
Kazuma: Think maybe you could teach that to me?
(Y/N): sorry man. Can't.
Kazuma: Aww...
Chris: I could teach you some thief skills.
Kazuma: really?
Chris: Yeah, thy don't take many skill points to learn.
Kazuma: Ok!
They go outside so kazuma could learn.
(Y/N): Alright, let's get this show on the road...
Time skip to training
(Y/N): Ok, try and hit me. Whatever you do, I can take it.
Darkness: Alright!
She swung probably 10 times and she missed every time.
(Y/N): Wow... You weren't lying. You really suck.
Darkness: *gasp* oh how cruel...
(Y/N): Don't Tell me... you enjoy being insulted?
Darkness: No!
(Y/N): It's alright. I'm a sadist, so I won't judge.
Darkness: Really?! Then torture me! Lock me in a dungeon and hit me with a wip!
(Y/N): Despite how tempting that is, I won't because I don't do those type of things with people I just met. Besides, we have to keep this mostly pg anyways.
Darkness: What do you mean keep this p-
(Y/N): Alright! Hit me with your best shot!
Time skip to after training
(Y/N) and darkness walked into the guild to see chris, kazuma, aqua and Megumine sitting at a table.
(Y/N): Hey guys! Anything happen while we were gone?
Megumine then ran up to (Y/N).
Megumine: Sir, This pervert stole my panties!
(Y/N): Wait what now?
Chris: He took mine too!
(Y/N): Kazuma... Why??? You can't just steal panties...
Kazuma: Look! It was the spell chris taught me!
(Y/N): Ah, so it's random what you get huh?
Kazuma: Yeah! See?
He then used it on (Y/N). He opened his hand to get a... Condom?
(Y/N): Ah! I'll be needing that back!
Kazuma:why do you have this?
(Y/N): You never know when you need it.
Everyone just looked at them with confused faces because they didn't know what it was.
Megumine: what that?
(Y/N): Oh it's nothing.
Kazuma: It's really nothing to worry about.
Guess they don't have condoms in this world.
(Y/N) took it back and put it in his pocket.
(Y/N): (clears throat) Everyone, this is our new party member darkness.
Aqua: Is this the girl you were telling me about?
Megumine: says here she is a crusader!
(Y/N): Yeah! She's a great addition to our party!
Kazuma: You see... Aqua and I here, our job is to kill the devil king. I don't know if you guys are ready for it. Darkness, as a lady knight do you know what he'll do to you? He'll chain lock you up and torture you.
Darkness: Yes, I fully expect he would. For you see, since days old becoming his erotic play thing has been a female knights duty. And that alone makes it worth while to go!
Kazuma: wait, what?
Darkness: Did I say something strange just now?
Kazuma: Megumine, you heard what I said. You don't have to come if you-
Megumine: My name is Megumine! Member of the crimson demon clan, user of explosion magic! The devil king thinks he is superior to us! But I'll show him! (Strikes pose and puts one foot on the table)
(Y/N): Just the motivation that they needed! Great job kazuma!
Attention all adventures! Any able adventures assemble at the front gate! I repeat, any able adventures assemble at the front gate!
(Y/N): Alright *cracks knuckles* this is gonna be fun...