Tater: AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE GOT A NEW PERsoN TO COME SUFFER WITH US
Grace: What?
Tater: A PERSON VOLUNTEERED TO BECOME AN HONORARY NEWSIE
Jai: WE'RE HONORARY NEWSIES?!
Tater: No its just to get people to come here.
Jai: :(
Tater: Anyways-
Door: *goes fucking knock knock btich*
Tater: THATS HER *kicks open the door*
UPS person: wat
Tater: Who the fuck are you
UPS person: *hands Tater a package*
Tater: *opens it* Woah a fucking letter. WHY WAS IT IN A BOX?!
UPS person: *shrugs*
Tater: Oh its the lyrics to Wilbur Soot's new song
Buttons: *appears bc hes cool*
Tater and Buttons: BUT HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT
Tater: DOODODDOODODODO
Tater and Buttons: IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST THE DOORMAT
Tater: DODODODODODO-
Micha: What the fuck
Elmer: Wasnt there supposed to be a new person coming today?
Tater: Yeah idk where she is
Les: DID SHE GET KIDNAPPED
Tater: Honestly, probably.
Tater's phone: *goes ring ring fukc you and the peace and quiet you managed to acheive*
Tater: *picks up* Hello?
Leaps: *on the phone* Help I got kidnapped
Tater: lol
Leaps: :(
Tater: Who'd you get kidnapped by?
Leaps: I dunno
Tater: Huh, well, I would teleport you back ehre, but nAH TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE
Leaps: But-
Tater: BYE *hangs up*
Smalls: WE'RE GOIN ON AN ADVENTURE?!
Tater: YEAH SO I CAN PUSH SPOT INTO A VOLCANO CAUSE I FUCKING HATE HIM
Race: NO
Tater: YES FUCK YOU
A short-ish girl with red hair runs through the doorway. She has blue eyes, so I guess she's part of the blue eye gang now. Most of the people in it are characters Ben Cook has played though...
Leaps: *the person who ran through the doorway* WHAT NO DONT KILL SPOT
Tater: HOW'D YOU GET HERE?!
Leaps: Turns out the men who kidnapped me were actually one direction after my mom sold me to them and it turns out they were pretty nice, ya know, classic Wattpad plot.
Tater: Oh, cool.
Mike: HI LEAPS
Leaps: *bloosh kinda i dUNNO ITS THE HEAT I GUESS* HI
Albert: Didn't one direction split-
Tater: ALBERT STOP BEING STUPID WERE GONNA GO WATCH RACE FIGHT MICHA
Micha: AND THEN IM FIGHTING SPOT
Tater: FUCK YEAH
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Tater: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Grace: *concerned*
Micha and Race: *insert fighting description here cause im too high on not gender dysphoria bc Wilbur Soot songs to write a description*
Race: *losing*
Micha: *winning because Race is stupid and sucks*
Leaps: *concerned that she joins and the first thing that happens is a fight* *but also happy cause the members of the blue eye gang accepted her in* *they are scary okay* *i mean not really but if you give them a gun then they're scary* *but isnt everyone scary with a gun* *oh I watched Mockingjay part two today* *why is there so much death* *the death made me sick* *i ended up nearly having a panic attack from all the screaming* *which was fun i guess* *and I couldnt eat lunch cause the thought of that many people dying made me lose my appetite* *lol im really fucking dumb arent I*
Spot: *prepared to go in and save his boyfriend*
Tater: Hey Grace, what if Race goes into a coma?
Grace: That'd suck
Tater: What if *points at Finch* he goes into a coma?
Grace: dONT YOU DARE
Tater: *snaps fingers bc thanos oui oui*
Finch: *coma haha eeeeeeeeeee*
Grace: WHY
Tater: :D
Race: *gets distracted and gets knocked out*
Tater: that wasnt me i promise
Spot: *goes to try and save Race*
Micha: *starts fighting Spot and somehow isnt losing*
Tater: Welp
Leaps: What the hell have I gotten myself into-
Les: *yeeets a gay penguin at Leaps* GAY PENGUINS
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WELCOME CitysFinallySleeping TO THE PAIN!
BUT HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT
IVE GOT THE KEY
AND HES JUST A DOORMAT
AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCIAL SKILLS
THAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS
ANYWAY MAKE THE MOST OF HIM
CAUSE SHE MOVES ON PRETTY BLOODY QUICK
OH
OH
YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE
WOOO
I'm BACK MAYBE
I DUNNO
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAVE A GOOD FUCKING DAY
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