Tater: Huh, this is a hard question.
Finch: What is?
Tater: Well, EllaOtterAj asked, What is love?
Smalls: *peers out of the vent* Thats impossible to answer.
Davey: *flips through a dictionary* An intense feeling of deep affection.
Tater: Well thats completely useless. Also, yeah, what the heck even is love?
Sniper: *shrugs*
Tater: OH MY GOSH I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER
Davey: What?
Tater: IM GONNA ASK EVERY COUPLE FOR THEIR OPINION
Finch: *realizes that technically also means him* Shit-
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Tater: *kicks down the door to idk the trampoline room sure* GUYS
Skye: What do you want?
Tommy Boy: *faceplants* *but by accident*
Tater: WHAT IS LOVE?!
Skye: Uhhhhhh... something?
Tommy Boy: Emotions
Tater: Well shit I dont have those
Skye: Well, its complicated.
Tater: I would say I have time, but I don't. Give me a summary.
Skye: Look it up, google probably has an answer.
Tater: Most search results were about religion.
Skye: Oh. Well, I dont have an answer. I don't think anyone- and theyre gone.
Tommy Boy: *now questioning everything bc yay life ahahahahahahha*
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Tater: Where the heck is Micha and Tyler?
Pearl: Are they the people in the basement?
Tater: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I really should let them out...
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Tater: *kicks down the door to the basement* DO YOU LOVE EACH OTHER
Micha and Tyler: *playing cards*
Tyler: *screams*
Micha: YAY WE'RE FREEEEE
Tater: YOU'LL BE FREE IF YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION
Micha: *shrugs* Idk we've only known each other for a few days.
Tater: Well, according to a note from my past self, you've known- WAIT A SECOND HOW COME YOU DONT REMEMBER BUT GRACE REMEMBERES EVERYTHING- *gasps* GRACE IS AN EVIL DEMON
Micha: WHAT?!
Tyler: Wtf
Tater: Anyways, according to my past self, you two are married and have a child. So, idk remember everything or something and don't cry about Sushi. Also, what is love?
Tyler: Pretty sure thats an episode of a kids show on Disney+
Tater: Yeah idk
Micha: Idk love is like emotions and stuff I guess
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