wHAT THE FUCk ITS beNN 30 DAYS WTF
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*in the new poggers treehouse base*
Albert: *still sad*
Everyone: *ignoring him cause like seriously its been thirty day gET OVER HIM* *but seriously if you ever lose anyone don't feel pressured to get over them by anyone and tell me so i can go punch them for being an idiot*
Tater: *fucking dying i threw up two times today and failed a test and i can barely hear bc allergies maybe ig* ALBERT COME HERE I HAVE A SURPRISE
Albert: What
Tater: *yeets a banana at him*
Albert: *gets hit by the banana and doesnt care*
Tater: Damn, he got hit by a banana and doesnt care. Its almost like if I already said that. Anyways, TYLER COME WITH ME TO THE SECRET EVIL CAT LAIR
Tyler: Huh?
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*In the secret evil cat lair* *aka a pillow fort in the new trampoline room*
Tater: Tyler, what's your opinion on religion?
Tyler: Uh-
Tater: Nevermind don't answer that I don't want to offend anyone, but, what's your opinion on bringing back the dead.
Smalls: *appears* *whispers* The genie said not to do it* *dissapears*
*the background music during the start of invisible from beetlejuice starts playing*
Tyler: Well, it seems like somehting thats highly contreversial, but I can try?
Tater: Good. I can provide any supplies, I can just steal from Wither-
Micha: *smashes through the third wall cause its a triangle room* WRONG BOOK
Tater: Oh shit-
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Tater: Good. I can provide any supplies, theres a costco- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC I STG WHO DO WE HAVE ON SOUND AND TECH AND IDK OTHER RANDOM SHIT???
Wither: *looks at Tater*
Tater: MICHA I SWEAR IF YOU BROKE THE DIMENSIONAL WALL BETWEEN THE PHOTOSYNTHESIS AND THE AMYGDALA AGAIN I WILL FUCKING SCREAM-
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*everything is perfect this time. The wall is fixed-*
Tater: YOU STUPID-
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*The beetlejuice music is still playing in the background, while they're still in the pillowfort bc why not*
Tater: *sighs bc the narrators got switched but oh well* Good. I can provide any supplies, theres a costco nearby that probably has like everything.
Tyler: Okay, yeah, I can probably build this. Do you know what Elmer's favorite food was?
Tater: Burnt Ramen.
Tyler: Does it have to be burnt?
Hunter: Yeah, duh- WHO THE FUCK MESSED WITH THE NAMETAGS WTF HOW ARE WE THIS BAD AT THIS
Grace: I mean, it has been like a month-
Tommy: A MONTH??? IT FELT LIKE NINETY (also, not tommy boy)
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