Newsies Ask or Dare: 2.0

13 - Marsssss

Tater: GAY- I mean GUYS

Race: no

Tater: rude

Race: :)

Tater: Anyways, WE'RE GOIN TO MARS

Davey: wHY

Tater: bc IT WAS A DARE FROM ANXIETEE-

Davey: oh

Tater: MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

Grace: YAY

Micha: MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jai: e

Tater: Jai be more excited im paying you for this

Jai: yOU ARE?!

Tater: No 

Jai: :(

Tater: If you dont act excited I'm murdering everyone you ever loved

Jai: oH MY GOD YAY MARS I LOVE MARS YAY LETS GO TO MARSSSSSSSSSSss

Les: Ew mars

Tater: *would stab him but no murdering children*

Micha: *yeets him into the megaladon pool*

Davey: nO

Tots: *fortnite dancing next to the pool*

Buttons: *walks into the room* What the- *walks back out*

Chaz: *faceplants on the floor*

Tater: *screams* CHAZ THE MURDER ANGLE

Romeo: *screams*

Sniper: *pokes possibly dead Chaz with a stick*

Race: *somehow smoking even though it makes it more dangerous if he gets corona*

Micha: *punches Race*

Tater: nO YOURE FIGHTING HIM IN A DIFFERENT CHAPTER

Spot and Race: WHAT

Finch: *playing Christmas music*

Grace: *about to murder him*

Tyler: *trying to figure out how to delete depresso pills/make anti-depresso pills/make espresso pills*

Skye: *has dissapeared, probably actually having fun somewhere*

Jai: gUYS WE GOTTA BUILD A ROCKET

Jack: nO

Tater: Jack stfu no one cares about you

Jack :(

Crutchie: I care about him!

Tater: Yeah but you would also care about a piece of trash, so-

Jack: *stabs Tater* die

Tater: *stabs Jack* no u

Jack: *dies*

Tater: Well fu-

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Ike: *trying to help build the rocket* Deck the halls with-

Tater: *stabs Ike* dead bodies

Mike: nO-

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