Tater: So, we have a new person!
Sniper: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tater: How dare you. This *gestures to the new person* is Pearl. She's been my best friend for many years and if you ever are mean to her I will slowly murder you with a toothbrush
Pearl: Yay
Elmer: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID BURNT RAMEN WASNT YUMMY
Pearl: Its gross
Elmer: *crying* ITS AMAZING YOURE SO MEAN
Albert: *glares at Pearl* YOU MADE HIM CRY
Tater: Oh, by the way, we all hate Albert.
Hope: We do?
Tater: Yes, we do.
Albert: :(
Tater: Anyways, I have a question for...*looks at their phone* SMALLS WHERE ARE YOU
Smalls: *peers out the vent* None ya business
Tater: Someone wants to-
Smalls: Kill me. I know. Tell Sniper that he owes me 10 cents.
Tater: What?
Smalls: *crawls back into the vent* Bye!
Elmer: *still crying about ramen*
Skye and Race: *playing the kazoo*
Sniper: *throwing peas at Pearl*
Pearl: ... this is fun
Tater: SMALLS GET OUT OF THE VENT THERES PROBABLY RATS IN THERE
Pearl: REMY
Smalls: WHO THE HELL IS REMY?!
Tater: A RAT
Smalls: EW
Pearl: HOW DARE YOU REMY IS BAE
Smalls: *jumps out of the vent* No. Also, what do you want? If I die while I'm down here, tell Sniper he owes me 10 cents.
Tater: EllaOtterAj wants to know why you're so short.
Smalls: IM NOT THAT SHORT
Tater: Your name is literally Smalls
Smalls: BUT I AINT SHORT I'M TALLER THAN LES
Tater: Les is 9. You're 14.
Smalls: YEAH WELL IM NOT SHORT
Tater: Admit it. You're short.
Smalls: *punches Tater*
Tater: *rolls their eyes* Wow. You're still short.
Smalls: *sticks out her tongue and crawls back into the vent*
Tater: Well, that went well.
Pearl: Can Remy be part of the story?
Tater: I stg no
Smalls: *shouting from the vents* WHO THE HELL IS REMY?!
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