Newsies Ask or Dare: 2.0

12 - Yaaaaay

Please pretend that I remembered this existed before going to bed yesterday and posted it yesterday and not today ok thanks
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All of the newsies: *looking very intensely at Taters phone or something*
Les: *steals the phone* watchu lookin at
Davey: GIVE IT BACK
Tater: *takes out their knife*
Grace: nO DONT MURDER CHILDREN
Les: Why are y'all lookin at the election thingy?
Tater: BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW HOW ITS GOING
Tots: you've been looking at it for the last two days
Tater: *yeets the knife at Tots but misses bc we do not condone the murder of children*
Mush: *trying to explain to Les that the rights of like 95% of the people here would be in danger if Trump won* *well more like 99.5%*
Romeo: if Trump wins can we murder him?
Tater: that's illegal
Finch: you kidnapped all of us, that's kind of illegal
Tater: If Trump wins, were immediately moving to Mars, not committing a crime
Specs: Is going to Mars legal?
Tater: eh probably not
Micha: *idk checking the news or soemthing on her phone* gUYS
Tater: I refuse to believe you're pregnant again
Micha: BIDEN WON
all of the newsies: *hugging and cheering and shit idk I jumped onto a table and screamed immigrants we get the job done when he won*
Micha: also yeah I'm pregnant
Tater: I-
Micha: and so is Tyler
Tater: The fu-
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According to a conversation I unluckily had to witness yesterday, Micha and Tyler have six children, if you ever washed your hands you're pregnant, soap children exist, ranch makes you prenant, Tyler is trans, Micha and Race are the same person, and drinking suspicious water doesn't kill you?

I mean congrats to Tyler and Micha for both somehow being pregnant at the same time I guess

Yay?