When we reacted to ships together...

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Rose: So, I got a muggle computer and we are going to look up 'Harry potter ships'

Scorpius: Wait, seriously?

Rose: We can stop whenever we want, so, do you want to start now?

Scorpius: Sure!

Rose: (Types in 'Harry Potter ships')

Rose: 😳🤢

Scorpius: 😬

Rose: SNAMIONE!?!?! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!! 

Scorpius: Scorbus? SCORBUS?! Can't two boys hang out together without the world assuming that they're gay? 

Rose: Scorily? You're kidding me. 

Scorpius: THAT IS WEIRD! 

Rose: What? 

Scorpius shows Rose 'Drapple' 

Rose: ?! 

Scorpius: DRARRY?! OK, Albus's dad and my dad!?!

Rose: I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYEBALLS!!!!

Scorpius: Oh no, what is it?

Rose shows Scorpius 'Delphose.'

Scorpius: 🤢

Rose: Rosebus?

Scorpius: Don't tell me that's....

Rose: Me and Albus? Well, it is. 

Scorpius: EW!!!

Rose: I wanna stop!!! THIS IS KILLING ME!!!!

Scorpius: AAAND THAT'S THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!!!!!

Rose: What did you see?

Scorpius shows her 'dramione'

Rose: WE ARE SHUTTING THIS DOWN NOW!!!!

Hermione: What's all the yelling?

Rose: Where do we keep the bleach? I need it for my eyeballs, STAT!!!!

Hermione: Were you looking at Harry Potter ships? 

Rose: Yeah!!

Hermione: Tip: Never do that. 

Rose: Don't worry. I won't. 

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