a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

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// i don't feel like writing actual plot so here's another crack chapter

also thanks for 3k reads! i'm posting maid outfit cody next chapter

TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Tyler: hi

Heather: stfu dumbass fake jock chicken bitch ass cant do yo yo side character

Lindsay: dont be mean to noah :(

Tyler:

Tyler disappeared under mysterious circumstances from the chat

Lindsay: you know what?

Heather: what

Lindsay: This is for Heather you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause I'mma show you not to play with Jasmine's money bitch that's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white motherfuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing good anything for their motherfucking selfs ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming outside beat yo motherfucking ass danhard smelly white dog smelling ass bitch watch I'll come and fuck you up cause you got me fucked up we see you trynna do that old aundry ass shit bitch you aundry the first day I came up there talking about a bitch who had pajamas but you walking around here wearing those 10$ ass jeans on dirty dusty white bitch sitting up behind that counter smelling like cheese bitch stinky fat white ass bitch are you gonna not try to answer this phone I'm coming to fuck you up I'm telling you you better remember who I am cause bitch you gonna run when you see me cause I'm gonna fuck you up bitch you wanna sit here and play with me about my motherfucking money wanna play about my motherfucking money bitch wanna sit up there and try to do that bitch little do you know little do you know I know enough people watch I'm coming to fuck you up I promise you that I promise you I'm coming to fuck you up you fat stinky white bitch danhard yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass bitch you stink you smell like fucking cheese you got that trifiling ass attitude I'mma beat that attitude up out you bitch watch you treat everybody like that all these black people that you do like that you in the wrong position you trifling ass racist ass bitch that's why nobody fuck with you you trifling and you racist bitch should've fine did all that shit when I told you what the fuck going on gonna tell me I worked at that motherfucking job when I telling you the fuck I didn't bitch why the fuck would I lie about shit like that watch I finna come outside and beat yo motherfucking ass you better not get out that motherfucking car bitch I'm telling you fucking bitch.

Heather: i 

Alejandro: damn lindsay u trynna smash? 

Heather: WTF NO YOURE M Y BITCH

Alejandro: sorry 😔

Lindsay: damn idk r u tyler?

Alejandro: i mean 

Alejandro: i know tyler always wanted to fuck me so threesome?

Tyler: I LIKE GIRLSSSSSSSSSS

Alejandro: i have fat tits im basically a girl 😫