a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

heather attempts murder

//i started watching saiki k and jujutsu kaisen and im loving both so far!! guess which one made me cry

Noah: oh also we're dating

Gwen: JSHAKJSKJFEWKLA

Courtney: BITCH???

Heather: YOU MOTHERVUCKEWKMK I WILL KILL YOU

Duncan: gay

Harold: CODY WHAT

Trent: WHAT

Justin: duncan coming in clutch with the worst comments ever

Izzy: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Izzy: oh sorry that's duncan's thing

Gwen: CODY

Gwen: CODY YOU FUCKING TWINK GET OVER HERE

Cody: 🧍‍♂️

Harold: YOU FINALLY ASKED HIM OUT????

Cody: um

Cody: Noooo 😂 don't 🚫 you 👉🏼👤 get 🉐 tu 🅱 ararrararaar girl 👧🌮 with penis 🍒👀 pls 🙏 it's sooooo ❗ funny 🐟😃 step 🚶 sister 👱‍♀️ sex 🍆 mmn

Noah: im breaking up with you

Cody: HSKJSAJKWQ WHAT?

Owen: well, it was a good two hours

Trent: im

Tyler: these copypastas are getting out of control

Trent: can we please go back to noah and cody dating

Cody: no

Cody:  I'm literally peeing on my living room rug right now. Yes, you there have read that correctly, me, the person talking, is currently engaging in the act of urinating on my living room floor. Nothing in particular prompted me to do this, I just felt it needed to be done. I intend to clean it, of course, but not as of right now seeing as I'm still not done relieving myself on it. I drank a lot of water today, so as a product of reaction, i won't be done for a good long while. As i do this however, i ponder the ethics of this peculiar decision. Why? Why have a chosen to do this. What was the point in me dropping my pants and pissing on my living room rug? Well, that question won't be answered today, i have a rug to wash.

Alejandro: are you absolutely positive you want to date him?

Noah: ...

Cody: um 😃 answer 😀😀

Noah: ig

Izzy: HSKASJAK "ig" LMAOOOAKDOKAOK

Lindsay: im so confused weren't they already dating?

Noah: not this again

Gwen: might as well have been 

Gwen: ANYWAYS CONGRATS YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS 

Gwen: dont annoy noah too much

Cody: why cant you just congratulate me normally

Gwen: why do you spam me the chug jug song

Cody: ITS GOOD

Bridgette: uhm anyway

Bridgette: congrats you two!! glad the tension will be over

Courtney: yea same

Duncan: can i ask a question

Trent: i guess?

Duncan: so about the maid dress

Trent: i changed my mind you cannot ask a question

Harold: i forgot about the maid dress,,almost