a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

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// ok i made that the chapter title bc i couldnt think of anything but now im attached so its staying

TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Geoff: i aint ever seen two pretty best friends, one of them is always ugly

Sadie: are you saying katie isn't pretty?

Katie: are you saying sadie isn't pretty?

Geoff: hold on-

Sadie: that is SO not cool! katie is the prettiest most beautiful girl i've ever seen!

Katie: and sadie is like, even prettier than justin!

Sadie: omg wait, like really?

Katie: yea, duh! you are soooo pretty sadie im so jealous of you 💕💕

Sadie: omg but like, im jealous of you! i can't believe im BFFFLS with such a pretty girl 💕💕

Geoff: visible confusion

Katie: ignore geoff, he just cant see how pretty you are!

Sadie: he also cant see how pretty you are!!

Heather: oh my god shut up please

Sadie: no 😍

Katie: no 😘

Gwen: hey just a question but do you two listen to girl in red?

Sadie: omg totally!!

Katie: girl in red is like, SO good

Gwen: hm. 

Geoff: i dont get it

Gwen: i know geoff, i know

Geoff: wha

Justin: wait hold on

Justin: you think sadie is prettier than me?

Katie: OMG sorry justin but like.... yea

Katie: have you seen her tho? sadie is soooo gorgeous. her hair is so cute and fluffy and like shes so good at styling it! and shes SOOOO good at makeup but she looks amazing without it!! she wears the clothes i make sooo good she like the best model i could ever ask for 💕 and her skin is so pretty her face care routine is  A MA ZINGGGG ahhh

Sadie: KATIE OMGGG IM GONNA CRY YOURE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND

Justin: you made me read all of that and you're "just friends" ok 

Justin: first duncan now this 

Heather: Please die

Justin: no ❤

Sadie: we're not just friends!! best female friends for life!!

Katie: yea duhhhhhh

Heather: i am in physical pain

Gwen: good ❤

Heather: @Courtney get your bitch

Gwen: UM-

Courtney: oop

Courtney: cant, studying

Justin: didnt even defend gwen, smh 

Gwen: ok but like heather has room to talk

Heather: hm?

Gwen: @Alejandro

Heather: no

Heather: no

Heather: no

Heather: no