a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

hey shitass, you want trent angst?

// just a reminder, the last chapter was in no way serious lmao. i exaggerated a lot of the "tropes" and probably do some of them myself?? probably yea i do a lot of ooc stuff. a lot of the time the tropes are written well and are hilarious to read tho. the chapter is purely for shits and giggles.

speaking of ooc, here's this chapter!!! 

TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Trent: life is meaningless

Trent: all i feel is pain

Heather: why're you more emo than usual today?

Trent: what's the point? we're all just in an endless cycle of life and death

DJ: what's wrong man? 

DJ: i'm worried

Justin: his guitar broke at the party

Justin: so naturally, he's depressed

Trent: i'm so fucking sad

Heather: oh yea lol

Heather: didn't duncan break it?

Trent: w

Trent: he what

Heather: oh oops

Sierra: ...

Sierra: @Duncan

Duncan: yes?

Duncan: oh

Trent: tell me you didn't break my guitar

Duncan: okay look

Trent: TELL ME you didn't break the guitar my grandpa gave me

Gwen: wait holy shit your grandpa gave it to you???

Sierra: WAIT I DIDNT KNOW THAT HOW

Duncan: fuck

Duncan: okay listen trent

Duncan: i don't know who it was

Duncan: there was a lot of people there

Trent: ... 

Duncan: so don't get pissed at me okay?

Duncan: you were the one getting all up and gay with me

Heather: great word usage

Trent: What does that have to do with my guitar? I saw the photo, you could've gotten me off easily

Duncan: fuck off

Duncan: how do you know?

Gwen: hmmm getting defensive

Duncan: no im not

DJ: guys just chill out

Duncan: he probably wouldve just gotten on me again

Trent: really?

Duncan: yea

Duncan: you seemed pretty happy being all up and comfy

Trent: look i really dont care

Trent: did you or did you not break my guitar?

Duncan: i dont fucking know dude!!!!!

Trent: how do you not know???

Duncan: we were at a party! it was on the ground! maybe i stepped on it, maybe someone else did! 

Trent: then how do you know someone stepped on it?