a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

duntrent real ig (actually)

//tbh i was gonna never update this and leave it as a funny cliffhanger but i will wrap it up (very badly) just for u guys <3

aLSO WHY DIDNT I REALIZE PPL RESPONDED TO MY THING ABOUT WATCHING SHITTY AMVS FROM LAST TIME I WOULDVE ACTUALLY DONE IT KNAKSVA

ALSO also i have been on and off working on this for months and cant be assed to change the outdated memes/trends ive already written about. deal w/ it

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Duncan-Trent

Duncan: hey i feel like shit rn but

Duncan: we need to talk about last night

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Trent POV

Remember when he said he was a chill guy? How it was his whole personality?

Yea, he takes that back. Trent is freaking the fuck out in the parking lot of a CVS because he'll have to talk about his feeling for the worst possible guy with said guy. He would be thankful that he's at least in his car, but there's an old lady next to him who's watching him break down with a smile. He can't hate old people but she's testing him right now. 

He weighed the situation. He couldn't escape to his apartment, because Duncan was there. If he went somewhere else, they'd likely snitch and then Gwen would eventually find out and beat his ass (with words). 

Trent sighed. Unless he wanted to be a couch surfer, he'd have to confront Duncan.

But hey, if it went badly, he could at least kick Duncan out and watch Golden Girls for hours IRIP Betty White you are 100 in my heart).

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bullying cody and duncan chat 

Izzy: HIS DICK SMALLER THAN MY TOE

Izzy: YEA YEA SMALLER THAN MY TOE

Owen: izzy

Izzy: HIS DICK SMALLER THAN MY TOE

Izzy: ID RATHER RIDE SQUIDWARD NOSE

Owen: izzy please

Owen: stop quoting tiktok audios its been three hours

Izzy: SMALLER THAN MY TOEEEE

Tyler: what side of tiktok are you on 😟😟

Izzy: ur moms side 

Tyler: huh

Tyler: my mom?

Tyler: her side? side of what?

Tyler: you better not be talking crap about my mom

Izzy: only thing im talking is abcsnsnkdwejk

Eva: izzy's phone privileges have been revoked 

Tyler: is my mom gonna be ok

Eva: yes

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Owen: what were everyone's new years resolutions? mine was to try and learn to cook some cultural foods :D

Izzy: gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way into getting away with murder

Eva: when did u get your phone back

Izzy: this is a burner phone

Eva: why am i not surprised