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Watch She-Ra on Netflix or Soap2day • • • kaiparkerlover123 Sorry this is very very very very very very extremely late • • • (I read a bunch of smut and studied bottom behavior in order to write this...this is a joke don't hate me.) I've played Mystic Messenger and because I'm stubborn and stupid I followed Jaehees route...heart broken 💔. But I love the boys 707 and Yoosung and Jumin, fuck Zen. He's a bitch. Due to my unhealthy obsession with Mystic Messenger...this is an AU where you and Luciel (707) work at Jaehees coffee shop. • • • • 2 hours earlier
You threw a bag of coffee beans at Luciel, barely missing his head. The bag instead knocked over the container of plastic spoons, and you slightly cringed, if Jaehee had seen the mess of inventory gone to waste she'd throw you.
"What the fuck Y/N!?"
"I said catch, you hermit crab."
"You nearly decapitated me!"
"Y/N." A new voice called, chills ran up your spine, and you were paralyzed in fear. Luciel quickly grabbed a bucket full of cleaning supplies and made a beeline for the bathroom, leaving you with your angry boss.
"Hey! Back so soon?" You grinned, stepping in front ofthe mess, though it was proven a useless act when she craned her neck to look past you. "Fuck me."
That's how you ended up, flipping a sign outside the small Cafe. You had begged Jaehee to give you cleaning duty instead, but Luciel quickly interfered, stating he had already cleaned everything, including the bathrooms. Little kids stared at you, their stupid chubby fingers pointing and their stupid toothless mouths opening up to laugh.
"Move along before I stick this sign in between the gap in your teeth Sandy Cheeks."
Teenage girls also stopped to stare, but for a completely different reason. You ignored their wandering eyes, and when one girl tried coming up to you, you flipped the sign, and pointed it at a zit on her forehead.
"Not a chance pizza face. Try again when you have a penis and flat chest."
Honest you were surprised you hadn't gotten fired. Or jumped.
"I told you he was gay." You heard her friend whisper as they dragged the angry teen away. The next motherfucker to stop and stare at you and your apparently mesmerizing flipping skills was a man, you guessed he was around thirty, a little older than you. You were close to throwing the sign at him, but you knew if you did, Jaehee would make you work a month with no pay, again.
"Alright Kai Parker, you got something you want to say? Either enter the fucking Cafe or keep walking." (In this Chris doesn't play Kai, but he looks like him bc...you get it right?)
"I was going to go in-"
"Yeah? The doors right behind me."
"Apologize."
"Why?"
"Your attitude isn't appreciated, so I'd like an apology."
"Who the fuck are you? You're not a customer, nor my fucking boss big shot."
"Fine, I'll just go in there and tell your boss all about this conversation. I'm sure she'd love to hear about your attitude with potential customers." You sighed in defeat, and allowed your sign to drop from your hands.
"Fine...I'm sorry. Let me get the door for you." You gave the man a tight-lipped smile, and held the door open for him. He smirked victoriously, and practically strutted into the Cafe. You let the door slam behind him, and grinned to yourself when he jumped, obviously started by the loud noise. • • • You were flipping signs for a week, and every single day the same man would stare at you, you would come up with a snarky comment, he would threaten you, you'd apologize, and you would slam the door on him. You don't know what he wanted, but you didn't really care...well maybe you did, but you acted like you didn't. Monday morning rolled around and Jaehee finally relived you of the burden, and let you work the register again. Luciel stood next to you, the two of you watching people stare through the window for a minute before opting to go to another Cafe.
"The next fucker who does that is getting charged."
"I...actually agree with that statement." Silence, the silence stood for ten minutes after that small interaction, but you could tell he wanted to say something.
"What?"
"What?"
"What are you thinking?"
"Eh, I don't want coffee beans thrown at me again."
"I won't throw the fucking beans. Now spit."
"Spit? I thought you were classy."
"Ew shut the fuck up. You know what I meant, tell me what's on your mind."
"I'm wondering what type of lube you use now- don't hit me- but before that, I was wondering who that guy was."
"It's expensive, smells like strawberries-"
"Noice."
"-Thank you, but anyways, I don't know. Never got his name."
"What? I saw you guys talk all the time."
"We didn't talk, he'd just stare at me until I said something about it."
"Kinda seems like he wanted to use the strawberry lube- don't fucking hit me!"
"Hey!"
"Yes ma'am!?" You and Luciel scrambled to look presentable, in fear you'd anger Jaehee.
"You two idiots forgot to flip the sign, it says closed!"
"Oh..."
"You know what, that adds up."
Part 2 will contain smut, for now, this filler.
Anyway shits been hitting the fan a lot, but the only thing you can really do is fucking push through and hope for the best, I'm winging life rn-
