𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐎𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐒𝐌𝐏

Pairings: Not Applicable
Warnings: None
Pronouns: They/them

"How I think different Dream SMP members would act if you were added to the Dream SMP."

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Dream:
- Tommy: "Dream, where would you take a hot person on the Dream SMP?"

- "To church."

- Your first stop: The holy land, where Dream recites the TOS and you all worship and prayer in the holiest way possible.

- But seriously though, he'd take the tour very seriously.

- He'd also throw some rules out there while he's at it.

- "Okay. No griefing, no stealing, no starting wars-"

- I also think he'd just give you a bunch of stuff to start your journey off on the server :)

Tommy:
- "(Y/n), who's your favourite youtuber? - N-No, you can't just say yourself."

- He'll try to be mature and show you around in a responsible fashion, but it just won't end up working out.

- He'll end up walking into houses, steal stuff, and tell you to run.

- He'd always try to crack a bunch of jokes, most of which actually land.

- "That's Tubbo- He's... Just weird- Just ignore him."

- Despite you not having any items, he'd still somehow end up stealing from you.

- Would probably break down into lore mode when passing an old structure/island.

- Would start crying when visiting Logstedshire and Pogtopia.

- Then he'd show you off to Wilbur.

- "WILBUR, I'VE MADE A FRIEND!!"

Quackity:
- All memes, nothing else.

- It wouldn't even be a tour, it'd just be one big bit.

- He'd spend the entire stream just trying to make you laugh.

- Maybe he'd even put on the auto-tune voice changer.

- He'd be super dramatic yet chill at the same time.

- Would take you to all of the landmarks of the server, including the great glass pit of what L'manburg used to be.

- Honestly, it's just one big vibe.

Tubbo:
- The best tour guide ever. 10/10. Would recommend.

- He'd show you all of the animals and the pets of the server.

- Honestly just the sweetest person in the world.

- Would constantly look back to see if you were still following him.

- He'd also give you some stuff as a starter.

George:
- Super awkward about this tour.

- Would forget things halfway through the stream.

- "There's also this, um... I can't remember where it is."

- He'd always get distracted and go completely off track.

- It's not even a tour at this point.

- But it will end up being a really cute moment as he'd try his best to make up for his awkwardness.

- In the end, he tried his best and that's all that matters.