This is basically a direct rip from the plot of the music video. Also if you haven't seen the music video, what are you doing, go watch it now! Anyways Kurt plays Rebecca Black and Kevin McHale, Blaine plays Katy Perry, Quinn plays Darren Criss and Sebastian plays the jock (he doesn't have a name).
There's a stranger in my bed
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
Blaine woke up with a start. The first thing he noticed was that his head was pounding and hurt like hell. He scoped out his surroundings, he was in his bed, but his room was a mess. Some girls were passed out all around his bedroom and he saw his uncle Kenny passed out in the pool, surrounded by a bunch of flamingo pool floats. Then he suddenly realized that a boy was lying next to him, Blaine turned the boy's head to get a better look at who he was. It was none other than Sebastian Smythe.
A girl Blaine recognized as Quinn Fabray suddenly burst into the room.
"Hey Blaine!" she said, a little too loud for Blaine's hangover.
"What, what happened?" He asked, still trying to remember what had happened the night before.
"Listen," Quinn continued, "I just wanted to thank you for, literally, the best party of all time it was... absolutely incredible. I don't care what anyone says about you, you're actually really cool. BEST PARTY EVER WOO!"
Blaine was flattered by the compliment but was still a little confused about how Sebastian ended up in his bed.
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbecue
This a hickey or a bruise?
Blaine got up and, stepping over a passed out drunk girl, looked into the mirror.
To put it lightly, Blaine looked like shit. His neck had a big bruise on it (or he hoped it was a bruise). He smelled of all sorts of things, vodka, perfume, smoke, but thankfully not sex. To make sure that nothing happened between him and Sebastian, he lifted the sheets that were covering his legs.
"Thank god, he still has his pants on," Blaine whispered to himself. This lifted a big weight off his shoulders.
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled, damn
Blaine's phone dinged, signaling a notification. He picked up his phone and the new notification read:
@Asian#2_aka_tina liked your photo!
Blaine scrolled down his notification bar further, highly intrigued at what photo she could have liked, he hadn't posted anything recently, had he?
@Rach.Barb.Berry commented: That looks a little irresponsible if I do say so myself.
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FanfictionYou know what this is... . I do NOT own Glee or any of its characters. . Ranks, former and current (I also only include ones in the top 100): 25 in #Anderson 3 in #Kurt 97 in #Blaine 31 in #Hummel 45 in #Gleek 2 in #Anderhummel