Incorrect fnaf quotes mostly afton's and Emily's

Interactions with the public

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William: hey mate
Alex: hey Mr. Afton
William: soooo did she tell you yet
Alex: did who tell me what yet
William: oohhhh ok well it's none of my business
Alex: no wait tell me what's going on
William: welllllllll.......... you wife is hooking up with the mailman
Alex: WHAT W-WHY I-!.......Johnny?
William: Johnny.
Alex: that's my Brother
William: ooo shit and the plot thickens

Sal: w-who are you
Henry: well my names Henry what's yours
Sal: m-my names s-sal
Henry: well hi there sal can you tell me what's wrong
Sal: I can't find my mommy
Henry: here come with me I'll help you find her
-later-
Henry: is that your mom
Sal: mhm thank you henry MOMMY
Sal's mom: oh baby come here honey are you ok
Sal: mhm
Henry: *in his head* awww House
Sal's mom: did he hurt you
Sal: nope
Sal's mom: ok well it's time to leave honey
Sal: aw ok mommy good bye Henry
Henry: bye sal
Sal's mom: don't talk to him
-later-
Henry: why do all the parents hate me
William: *reading his book* hmm I don't......
Henry:......
William: *flips the page* probably because they all think your a pedophile
Henry: they think I'm a WHAT
William: oh my fucking god you're a bloody idiot, a pedophile A PERSON WHO-
Henry: I know what it is by whyyyyy
William: don't ask me

Ella: kid you can't be back here
Kid: I pooped
Ella:...... ok?
Kid: on the wall
Ella: h-how?
Kid: it's blue
Ella: I don't think that's normal
Kid: I just I wanted to tell you
Ella: ok
Kid: bye *walks away*
Ella: the fuck did I just witness

William: can you get the Pizza out of the oven
Clara: sure * accidentally grabbed the pizza tray without oven mitts* OW FUCK
William: well I was gonna give you these *holds out the oven mitts* but I guess you don't need them
Clara: fuck you
William: fuck me? Ok I'm down
Henry: there are children here
William: Just go stand in the other room