Die hard literally

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William: you can't hang me
Clay: and why is that
William: because when you get hung you get something called death erection and Henry would see the body but he's scared of sex.
Clay:.....
William: you can tell because he is still a virgin but his wife is not
Clay: OK OK CALM DOWN..... you didn't have to do him like that
Random cop: it brings a hole new meaning to die hard

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