𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙶𝙻𝙴 || 𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙴𝚉

Chapter 12.

You: smh people get annoyed by greetings these days

Stranger: chill damn

Stranger: i was just kidding

You: yea sure

You: want me to ReaLly annoy you

Stranger: nO?

You: then be nice

Stranger: um chile anyways so

Stranger: ur korean?

You: ye

You: are you

Stranger: yep

You: you smell like you're a guy and ur 19 or smth

Stranger: bRuh

You: ;j

Stranger: anyways

Stranger: ye i am

Stranger: im in my last year of high school

You: thats nice

You: i turn 21 in august

You: im in my first year of highschool

You: COLLEGE

You: I MEAN COLLEGE

You: HOW MUCH DUMBER CAN I GET

Stranger: prolly not any more since ur at the peak of dumbness

You: excuse you

You: im a top student in my college

Stranger: woah really?

Stranger: what college do you go to?

You: utopia university

Stranger: thats awesome 

Stranger: i heard it was really difficult to get there

Stranger: ion have brains for that lmao

You: i just study alot i guess

You: there's this dumb ass kid in my class and idek how he got in in the first place

You: he never studies

You: and annoys the fuck outta me

Stranger: i would too if i was him

Stranger: you seem annoyable af

Stranger: it would be fun to do so

You: yea you seem more annoying than him im glad its him annoying me not you

Stranger: hEy

Stranger: at least im funny

You: you are?

Stranger: im gonna find you

Stranger: and hurt you

You: holup i just looked at the tags

You: U LIKE SPIDERS?

Stranger: I DO

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: A GIRL THAT LIKES SPIDERS?

You: i smell sexism

Stranger: sorry lmao

Stranger: BUT I HAVE 4 SPIDERS

You: SFTUFNOSBF I HAVE 2

You: BOTH OF THEM ARE TARANTULAS

Stranger: as for me i have 2 jumping spiders and two wolf spiders

You: woah

You: i wanted to get jumping spiders but couldn't find them anywhere

Stranger: i got them in japan

You: im going there this summer i will surely get one

You: but bruh u aren't as annoying as u seemed

Stranger: you dont say

Stranger: you smell like ur ugly but i still vibe w u

 Stranger: i usually dont vibe with ugly people so consider yourself honored

You: did you just-

You: nvm ye im ugly af

You: anyways add my snap kiddo

You: its dumbitchjae

Stranger: ur name is Jae?

You: no it's Jade

Stranger: im Jongho

Stranger: and my snap is jonghotheapplebreaker

You: what-

Stranger: i break apples with my hands lmao

You: kinG K0nG

Stranger: shut up wimp

You: ew ugly kid is talking

Stranger: nerd

You: *offended gasp*

You: you didn't just-

Stranger: i did

You: well then

You: i prefer being nerd and getting into utopia university than being dumb and barely getting into any.

Stranger: u little-

You: oops food is boiling

You: gtg text me on snap

You: bYE

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Jade clicked skip and giggled to herself. it was 8 pm already. she called Jimin

'hi pabo'

'what do you want uglie'

'are you coming back soon?'

'why you miss me?'

'no dummy. i mean kinda but im bored and worried and you have hw to do'

'crap i forgot about that' 'i'll be home in half an hour'

'ight bye Jiminie'

'bye kiddo'