Monty: Welcome to the official Kindersquad meeting number three.
Kidd: First order of business: dues. I, as the unofficial treasurer of the Kindersquad, have been notified through my... sources that swear jar dues have remained unpaid for about two years now, so I'd appreciate it if you'd just hand over the money, please.
Alice: Why again did we decide that paying swear jar taxes was necessary?
Lily: I think Penny said we were donating it to charity. Or something.
Ron: Or maybe she just burns it.
Kidd: Either way, it's your punishment so pay up.
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Kidd: No, you may not.
Monty: Did anyone bring the money today?
Kindersquad: ...
Monty: *sighs* Moving onward. Second order of business: Which of you three designated spies actually did your job and followed Penny around- discreetly?
Madison: I did.
Billy: I tried.
Felix: Whose idea was it to make me a spy?
Ted: I think it was Nugget's.
Nugget: Nugget thought the Rich Felix would look very strange in a spy costume.
Felix: You idiot, spies are meant to spy on the general population, not stand out.
Nugget: But Nugget even got you a costume! *holds up a black spy suit*
Felix: *face-palms*
Ted: Felix should be a spy for Halloween!
Monty: BACK ON TOPIC! We were talking about how to get Penny back!
Ted: I know! But every time I think of her, I just feel sad! Like... what if she's better without us?
Felix: ... *slaps Ted (lightly)*
Ted: ... Wow, thanks Fe! I needed that.
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Ozzy: That kinda describes her pretty well.
Cindy: Though Pusheen seems a lot fiercer than Penny is.
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Cindy: Hey!
Carla: How did you get into our meeting treehouse? The defenses were secured!
Jerome: And with a gun no less! *tsks* Penny would be ashamed.
Cindy: Who even are you?
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Lily: ... *slaps Tabbes (lightly)* Don't go telling people that! That's personal information!
Billy: Lily's right. I hate to say it, but it's true.
Monty: *claps* SHUT UP. We are trying to find Penny, remember?
Ron: Isn't she just at her house?
Monty: I meant more of her soul. Like... we want her to be back with us. I don't know how to phrase that. Life without Penny makes me anxious.
Buggs: Like Carla will drop a bomb on us any second?
Monty: Yes, just like that.
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Lily: Right before you came in, I think.
Ozzy: Yep. It's been about a week since then so a while. We've seen her in school and around town and stuff but she's avoided us every time we tried to talk to her.
Monty: Seriously, guys? Spies? Anything?
Billy: I found out that she hasn't talked in over five days.
Felix: She was talking to the teacher in sign language.
Madison: And she looks very... dead inside? Not outside, just inside.
Jerome: Aren't we all, though?
Madison: More so than usual.
Monty: Great. Anything else? *pauses* Okay, great. Another meeting on Thursday after school. Until then, get those dues paid and keep trying to contact Penny. Think of a way to get her to trust us again.
Billy: Why do we have to participate in this, anyway? We weren't the ones that made her mad.
Madison: I'm pretty sure we did, actually.
Monty: I don't really care who made her mad, we're all in this together and I don't know about you but I am tired of running these meetings with all you crazy people. No wonder she was burnt out. Anything else? No? Great. Meeting adjourned.
