Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)

21: Who Likes Cindy?

Penny: I love hugs!

Ted: Me too! 

Ozzy: HiSsSsSsSs...

*at Billy and Lily's house after school*

Billy: *legit kinda terrified*

Lily: You kinda deserve that, bro.

Penny: *appears out of nowhere, confiscates the axe and sprays Foxy with water* Bad asker.

Billy: I-I wasn't scared at all!

Lily: Good idea. Does anyone know of anyone who likes Cindy?

Ron: Does Jerome? He's the self-proclaimed 'cool kid', so it would make sense, right?

Billy: No, he's pretty evident about the fact that he finds all of us disgusting in our own ways.

Ron: Rude.

Billy: Hey, don't attack the messenger!

Lily: Okay. Process of elimination. Let's go down the list of kids in our class. Kidd.

Ron: Likes Felix.

Lily: Nugget.

Billy: ...Lily, Nugget is dating you.

Lily: I know. Lily.

Ron: I feel like screaming.

Billy: Lily, please.

Lily: Okay then. Billy. Y'know, I don't recall you answering the question, could it be possible~

Billy: *blushes* E-excuse me?! O-of course I-I don't l-like her!

Lily: Okay then... Buggs.

Ron: That one might actually be possible.

Lily: Monty.

Ron: He likes Carla, remember?

Lily: Oh yeah. Ted?

Billy: I've got no clue about him, but he seems like not the type to fall for Cindy.

Lily: Not like you, you mean?

Billy: H-hey, Kidd was her b-boyfriend once too!

Ron: Yeah, as was I.

Lily: And you three are practically triplets.

Billy: So what does that make you? Our quadruplet?

Lily: Felix likes Kidd, obviously... Alice doesn't have a crush... Madi's dating Ozzy... Ron? Care to share?

Ron: ...Nope.

Lily: Well, it was worth a try. 

Billy: Maybe Carla likes Cindy?

Lily: Nah, she told me she likes Monty.

Ron: Our class is crawling with mutual crushes that I never knew about!

Lily: And I'm about to make one more happen.

Billy: Huh?

Lily: Nothing~ Okay, well we know Cindy's straight. Yes?

Ron: I dunno, is she?

Lily: Yes. So our choices are Billy, Buggs, Ted, and Ron.

Ron: I feel slightly unsettled that half of the people you just named are in this group right now. 

Lily: Well maybe if you shared...

Billy and Ron: NEVER!

Lily: Okay then, we just need to find out which of the four likes her and hope that she likes them back.

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Kidd: I've got a strange, unsettling feeling about this... Okay, feel free to ask us anything!