35: Chaos.

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Penny:

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Penny: ...I warned you.

Billy: Uh, isn't it obvious? We put the potion in the gelatin!

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Billy: Uh, isn't it obvious? We put the potion in the gelatin!

Ron: It's kinda funny that none of you figured it out.

Billy: It swapped our personalities!

Penny: ...I'm concerned. Will it ever... you know... change back?

Billy: Well, yeah, duh, after a few asks. Sadly, nothin' lasts forever. 

Penny: *sighs in relief* Thank goodness, Nugget is really scaring me.

Nugget: Nugget loves burgers, he wonders why his name is not 'Burger'. 

Billy: I don't know if that's an insult or not

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Billy: I don't know if that's an insult or not. *flips nonexistent long hair over shoulder*

Buggs: EWW! Don't you know you can spread germs by doing that?! *brandishes pink hand sanitizer threateningly*

Billy: Ha! As if I care.

Jerome: Hey! We don't need to fight!

Penny and Jerome: *trying to stop the chaos*

Felix: *stealing Alice's necklace while the chaos is going on*

Lily: *laughing maniacally*

Kidd: *also laughing, but less evilly*

Ozzy: I swear, if you don't stop laughing I'll beat you up.

Jerome and Penny: *kind of concerned*

Carla: Huh... this could be a good business opportunity, great publicity... HEY! EVERYONE! BUY MY NEW BOOK! *starts chucking books*

Penny: *catches one* The Life of Carla Lopez: How to Sneak Contraband. *looks up* Carla, please don't tell me you've published this.

Carla: Just signed the official papers a couple of minutes ago!

Penny: Wait- how?

Carla: Over the phone.

Penny: *sighs* Right.

Monty: OOH! I want one! I want one!

Carla: Great! Five dollars!

Monty: *holds up a copy he caught* But I've already got one.

Carla: Pay up.

Monty: Never.

Carla starts chasing Monty, causing a game of 'TAG! You're IT!' to take place. Soon the whole Kindersquad besides Penny and Nugget are chasing each other around the neighborhood.

Penny: *sighs, sitting* This is chaos.

Nugget: *happily eating a burger* Does the Scary Penny think that Nugget would be able to legally change his name to Burger?

Penny: ...Yup. Chaos.

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