Penny: ...I warned you.
Billy: Uh, isn't it obvious? We put the potion in the gelatin!
Ron: It's kinda funny that none of you figured it out.
Billy: It swapped our personalities!
Penny: ...I'm concerned. Will it ever... you know... change back?
Billy: Well, yeah, duh, after a few asks. Sadly, nothin' lasts forever.
Penny: *sighs in relief* Thank goodness, Nugget is really scaring me.
Nugget: Nugget loves burgers, he wonders why his name is not 'Burger'.
Billy: I don't know if that's an insult or not. *flips nonexistent long hair over shoulder*
Buggs: EWW! Don't you know you can spread germs by doing that?! *brandishes pink hand sanitizer threateningly*
Billy: Ha! As if I care.
Jerome: Hey! We don't need to fight!
Penny and Jerome: *trying to stop the chaos*
Felix: *stealing Alice's necklace while the chaos is going on*
Lily: *laughing maniacally*
Kidd: *also laughing, but less evilly*
Ozzy: I swear, if you don't stop laughing I'll beat you up.
Jerome and Penny: *kind of concerned*
Carla: Huh... this could be a good business opportunity, great publicity... HEY! EVERYONE! BUY MY NEW BOOK! *starts chucking books*
Penny: *catches one* The Life of Carla Lopez: How to Sneak Contraband. *looks up* Carla, please don't tell me you've published this.
Carla: Just signed the official papers a couple of minutes ago!
Penny: Wait- how?
Carla: Over the phone.
Penny: *sighs* Right.
Monty: OOH! I want one! I want one!
Carla: Great! Five dollars!
Monty: *holds up a copy he caught* But I've already got one.
Carla: Pay up.
Monty: Never.
Carla starts chasing Monty, causing a game of 'TAG! You're IT!' to take place. Soon the whole Kindersquad besides Penny and Nugget are chasing each other around the neighborhood.
Penny: *sighs, sitting* This is chaos.
Nugget: *happily eating a burger* Does the Scary Penny think that Nugget would be able to legally change his name to Burger?
Penny: ...Yup. Chaos.
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Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)
FanfictionYour favorite cast of kindergarten characters, eight years later.