Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)

48: Incoming: Vacation

Penny: *rattling the bars of her cage* DON'T DO THAT! IT'S A TRAP!

Ron: Hey, now that you mention it, I've got a stash of sugar at home! 

Billy: What do ya say we leave these peacekeepers here and go have some fun?

Madison: That sounds great. I've been wanting to try that gelatin pool again.

Carla: Remember that time you jumped off the roof?

Madison: THAT WAS FUN. Let's do it again!

Cindy: I want chocolate. A tub of chocolate. A big tub of chocolate.

Alice: So what do you guys say...

Kidd: Troublemakers, make some trouble! *they run off*

Penny: ...Tabbes, do you realize what horror you've just unleashed?

Lily: Cut him some slack, Penny. He didn't know.

Penny: I know and I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated. I think I need a vacation.

Ted: Can we come with you?

Penny: That would defeat the point. 

Ted: ...Oh.

Monty: I am... so confused.

Buggs: Is that... Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

Ted: What?

Buggs: A horror puppet television show. I've never seen it but I've heard it's good. 

Felix: Well, the asker seems to like it. 

Ted: How's that a kid's show?

Buggs: I don't know.

Lily: Shri- Shrignold? That's a weird name. Even weirder than Buggs'.

Buggs: Hey!

Lily: What? It's your last name. Why don't you just go by your first name?

Buggs: ...Reasons.

Penny: Can you guys just shut up?

Ted: Penny?

Penny: What. 

Ted: Are you okay?

Penny: ...

Ted: You sound mad.

Penny: I am.

Ted: Why?

Penny: I suppose I'm just tired of being the responsible one. It's hard to be the figurative mother of fifteen very immature teenagers. 

Ted: ...I'm sorry.

Penny: Don't be. It's not your fault.

Monty: So are we getting out of here or what?

Penny: Yes. We are. Hopefully they haven't already killed someone yet. And then, I am going on vacation.

Ted: Underwater?

Penny: Underwater.