24: Friendzoned.

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Penny: *smiles* Thank you for understanding

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Penny: *smiles* Thank you for understanding.

Penny: That's alright, some habits are hard to break, just like some habits are hard to gain

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Penny: That's alright, some habits are hard to break, just like some habits are hard to gain. It took me half a year to get it wired into my head to meditate every day at seven before bed.

 It took me half a year to get it wired into my head to meditate every day at seven before bed

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Lily: I don't think he would actually kill me, though...

Billy: You underestimate me. 

Lily: Hmm

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Lily: Hmm... good idea. I like it. Just because I'm his older sister doesn't mean I can be blamed for everything he does. 

Billy: YES IT DOES.

Billy: *sighs* Thanks, asker

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Billy: *sighs* Thanks, asker. 

Ron: ME!

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Ron: ME!

Billy: ME!

Jerome: MEEEEE!

Nugget: Nugget does not like candy, but he would like nuggets.

Madison: I WANT CANDY!!

Ozzy: DON'T GIVE ANY OF THEM CANDY!

Madison: Ozzy whyyyyyy?

Ozzy: Because last time you had too much candy, you were literally bouncing off the walls!

Madison: So? You're not my mom!

Ozzy: Still! And the rest of you, let's not forget the time Billy found Lily's candy stash!

Lily: I still don't know why you were looking in my sock drawer... 

Billy: I've told you, hide and seek.

Lily: But how can you even fit in there??

Billy: I've told you, magic.

Lily: And I've told you, magic isn't a good answer.

Billy: ...Blue magic.

Lily: *sighs* Whatever. Now hush, Buggs is about to give the flowers to Cindy.

Billy: REALLY?!

Lily: Shh!

Buggs: *hiding the flowers behind his back* Umm... H-Hi, Cindy...

Cindy: Hmm? Oh, hi Buggs!

Buggs: I... Umm... I got these for you. *gives Cindy the flowers*

Cindy: Oh, thanks, Buggs! *kisses his cheek* You're such a great friend! 

Buggs: Umm... right. Yes. That.

Ron: Oh noooooo!

Billy: Why this cruel twist of fate?

Cindy: Now c'mon, I want you to look at my dress ideas for the school dance.

Buggs: Um- isn't that in a month still?

Cindy: You'd be surprised how long it takes to make a dress. 

Billy: How has our plan failed?!

Lily: It hasn't yet. Please, Billy, just let me take care of things. You'll see, I am the expert matchmaker, akin to Cupid himself.

Ron: Please stop making analogies with words that hurt my head.

Lily: Only if you just let me. Please.

Billy: Okay, fine. Not like I've got any better ideas.

Lily: Great. Now sit back and watch the ship unravel.

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