Penny: *smiles* Thank you for understanding.
Penny: That's alright, some habits are hard to break, just like some habits are hard to gain. It took me half a year to get it wired into my head to meditate every day at seven before bed.
Lily: I don't think he would actually kill me, though...
Billy: You underestimate me.
Lily: Hmm... good idea. I like it. Just because I'm his older sister doesn't mean I can be blamed for everything he does.
Billy: YES IT DOES.
Billy: *sighs* Thanks, asker.
Ron: ME!
Billy: ME!
Jerome: MEEEEE!
Nugget: Nugget does not like candy, but he would like nuggets.
Madison: I WANT CANDY!!
Ozzy: DON'T GIVE ANY OF THEM CANDY!
Madison: Ozzy whyyyyyy?
Ozzy: Because last time you had too much candy, you were literally bouncing off the walls!
Madison: So? You're not my mom!
Ozzy: Still! And the rest of you, let's not forget the time Billy found Lily's candy stash!
Lily: I still don't know why you were looking in my sock drawer...
Billy: I've told you, hide and seek.
Lily: But how can you even fit in there??
Billy: I've told you, magic.
Lily: And I've told you, magic isn't a good answer.
Billy: ...Blue magic.
Lily: *sighs* Whatever. Now hush, Buggs is about to give the flowers to Cindy.
Billy: REALLY?!
Lily: Shh!
Buggs: *hiding the flowers behind his back* Umm... H-Hi, Cindy...
Cindy: Hmm? Oh, hi Buggs!
Buggs: I... Umm... I got these for you. *gives Cindy the flowers*
Cindy: Oh, thanks, Buggs! *kisses his cheek* You're such a great friend!
Buggs: Umm... right. Yes. That.
Ron: Oh noooooo!
Billy: Why this cruel twist of fate?
Cindy: Now c'mon, I want you to look at my dress ideas for the school dance.
Buggs: Um- isn't that in a month still?
Cindy: You'd be surprised how long it takes to make a dress.
Billy: How has our plan failed?!
Lily: It hasn't yet. Please, Billy, just let me take care of things. You'll see, I am the expert matchmaker, akin to Cupid himself.
Ron: Please stop making analogies with words that hurt my head.
Lily: Only if you just let me. Please.
Billy: Okay, fine. Not like I've got any better ideas.
Lily: Great. Now sit back and watch the ship unravel.
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Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)
FanfictionYour favorite cast of kindergarten characters, eight years later.