Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)

37: The End Of The Potion

Penny: You have fun with that.

Buggs: You're not going to stop them?

Penny: They've already taken some; I have no doubt they'd be able to look up the effects and figure it out for themselves.

Penny: I definitely agree. 

Monty: Anyone who doesn't have a weird friend is weird in my opinion.

Cindy: Huh, that's weird, I don't recall having a weird friend.

Penny: That's because you- well, Billy- ARE the weird friend.

Cindy: What about Ron?!

Ron: Hey! What'd I ever do to you?  

Cindy: Whoever's Ron right now!

Penny: Can we have this conversation when you're NOT tying us up and carting us off to Felix's basement? 

Ted: HEY! It's my basement, too!

Penny: Sorry, Ted/Jerome!

Ted: MY NAME IS THEODORE!

Lily: *smirks evilly* Thank you, I think I will. 

Buggs: WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU DO THAT-

Cindy: Silence, peasant.

Kidd: Yeah, making people suffer is so much more fun.

Nugget: NoOoOoOo... *looks extremely distraught*

Cindy: What? No, never.

Lily: Yeah, we like being like this.

Kidd: So much more fun than being some no-name protagonist in a game called Kindergarten.

Nugget: Friend Kidd! SHUT UP!

Kidd: Oh, sorry.

Lily: Huh?

Kidd: Oh, nothin'. Besides, don't we have some peasants to chain up?

Penny: Wait! No!

Cindy: Oi, Ron, you still got the recipe for that gelatin?

Ron: Uh, yeah?

Alice: Ron, don't tell them! 

Ron: Wasn't planning on it!

Lily: Tell us...

Ron: *gulps*

Lily: Or we'll torture you.

Penny: NOPE! Too far! No torture! Remember the golden rule!

Lily: Yeah, well maybe I want to be tortured!

Penny: I meant the Kindersquad's golden rule! What is it, kids?

Nugget, Buggs, Jerome, Monty, Billy, Ted, Felix, Carla, Alice, Ron, Madison, Ozzy: No outward depression allowed...

Penny: Precisely!

Madison: Hey, isn't this a democracy?

Ozzy: What, the Kindersquad, or whatever weird thing's happening now?

Madison: The Kindersquad.

Billy: Yeah?

Nugget: Nugget thinks so?

Alice: Well, why can't we get rid of that rule?

Ozzy: Because Penny's the dictator.

Lily: No, I'M the dictator. Shut 'em up, cronies.

Cindy: Hold on, who decided to make YOU the dictator?

Lily: I did.

Cindy: Well, now I'm running for dictator!

Ted: Doesn't that make it a democracy?

Kidd: Either way, I wanna run too. 

Madison: That's not how a dictatorship works...

Kidd: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE??

Ozzy: A bit, yeah.

Kidd: Well, that's because I do care!

Jerome: What is this conversation?

Billy: Shut up, Heather!

Jerome: ...My name isn't Heather...

Billy: No, no, that's not your line...

Penny: ...What is happening?

Suddenly, everyone starts collapsing around Penny right as they reach the doorway to Felix and Ted's basement. 

Penny: ...Oh. Well, that explains why they were acting like that. The potion seems to have run off.