Penny: That doesn't make it any better.
Lily: Great, thanks! *takes the list*
Billy: *steals the list and runs off*
Lily: HEY! Give that back! *runs after Billy*
Ron: Good idea! Throw it here! *runs after Billy*
Billy: *quickly looks at it* Oh thank gosh. I'm not on there.
Ron: Am I?!
Billy: Nope.
Lily: Okay, so give it back.
Billy: M'kay.
Lily: *takes the paper* You realize I already know who your crush is, right?
Billy: NO YOU DON'T!
Lily: We need to test that?
Billy: NOPE.
Lily: Well, we really aren't, but hopefully at least one of them is so smitten by Cindy that they'll take any offer we've got. Speaking of which... *scans the list* Billy... unspecified... Ted... unspecified... Ron... unspecified... Buggs... BUGGS!
Buggs: WHAT?
Lily: I wasn't talking to you, but I guess you can come over anyways. Why were you walking outside my house anyway?
Buggs: Ever heard of going for walks?
Ron: Now that I think about it, no, I haven't...
Billy: Huh... interesting... I haven't either...
Lily: Stop it. Just stop.
Ron: Okay, okay. So Buggs here likes Cindy?
Buggs: What?! *blushes*
Lily: The list says you do.
Buggs: What list?!
Lily: The one the asker gave us. It says that you said at one point during this ask book that you have a crush on Cindy. You may know that we are the Kidlix Ship Club-
Ron: -I'm pretty sure that's not a thing-
Lily: -and we are determined to get the two together. However, Cindy is a problem because she likes Felix, or at least, she thinks that she does.
Buggs: ...Oh...
Billy: Don't worry, buddy, our plan will get you two together!
Buggs: Don't call me that. And, if I were to agree- not that I'm thinking about it or anything- what would I have to do?
Lily: Make her fall in love with you.
Ron: Duh.
Buggs: Nope. No thanks.
Lily: We'd help you!
Ron: Cindy'd love you!
Billy: We'll help you start a food fight whenever you want!
Lily: Okay, that's a bit too far-
Buggs: Deal. Food fight included.
Lily: I regret everything.
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Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)
FanfictionYour favorite cast of kindergarten characters, eight years later.