Penny: Dear Monstermon, how many do you have?!
Ron: Let's bet on it. I think a hundred.
Billy: Please. A thousand.
Madison: Foxy is an asker, they're not native to this world and therefore can summon as many weapons as they so choose.
Ron: No fair, you're like a scientist or something. You can actually do maths.
Madison: You're the one that wanted to bet!
Billy: I think the real question is, how many of the weapons she owns are the ones that are 'precious' to her?
Ron: You bring up good points, dear sir. Yet they are also too complicated for my tiny brain to comprehend, so therefore I shall just disregard it.
Billy: Eh, okay then.
Billy: I, being the straight person I am, will not kiss a male. Except perhaps on the cheek, very hetero-ly. Friendly. Etc. Pretend I sound conviencing.
Ron: Plus consent. That's important as well. Which we have not consented to.
Billy: Plus we also don't really know which two you're talking about and are just assuming that you're talking about us for... reasons.
Lily: Most definitely not because you're gay for each other.
Ron: Oh, most definitely not!
Billy: That would be absurd.
Penny: ...
Kidd: ...
Lily: ...
Nugget: ...
Billy: ...
Ted: ...
Felix: ...
Cindy: ...
Buggs: ...
Monty: ...
Jerome: ...
Ozzy: ...
Madison: ...
Alice: ...
Carla: ...
Ron: ...Is that like a treasure hunt?
Carla: Ron!
Ron: What?
Jerome: We were being creepy.
Ozzy: And you ruined it.
Ron: Oh. Sorry.
Madison: Did you know that bulls actually have very nice caps? They typically wear red ones for... some reason.
Ozzy: I think that was a typo.
Madison: I know. I couldn't resist.
Ozzy: They should probably kiss though.
Madison: That would be nice.
Ozzy: ...
Madison, in a deep voice: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice.
Ozzy: ...
Ozzy: Why do I feel like that's a reference to something?
Billy: CHAPTER 1. Ozzy said, 'I reserve the right to make up new rules later because I had one but then I forgot it.' Carla agreed. I get to deny this dare.
Lily: But I don't have to~
Billy: LILY DON'T YOU DARE-!
Lily: Okay, okay. *winks subtly*
Billy: Hi Dreadie! Thumbs-up!
Ron: Thumbs-up!
Madison: Thumbs-up!
Penny: Why are you saying it aloud?
Ron: It's more satisfying that way.
Penny: Oh, okay then. Thumbs-up...?
Madison: Thumbs-up.
Billy: Thumbs-up, thumbs-up, thumbs-thumbs-up-up.
Alice: You sound like the... Mr. Saturns? Boing? Zoom?
Madison: Ding!
Penny: What's that from?
Billy: Earthbound. I think. I haven't actually played it or anything but Madison says it is.
Alice: Oh, yeah. Fuzzy pickles!
Penny: Fuzzy... I'm not even going to ask anymore.
Madison: You say it whenever you're a creepy old man who takes pictures of children.
Penny: Not sure I'll ever have to say it, but okay then.
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Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)
FanfictionYour favorite cast of kindergarten characters, eight years later.