43: Fuzzy Pickles

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Penny: Dear Monstermon, how many do you have?!

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Penny: Dear Monstermon, how many do you have?!

Ron: Let's bet on it. I think a hundred.

Billy: Please. A thousand.

Madison: Foxy is an asker, they're not native to this world and therefore can summon as many weapons as they so choose.

Ron: No fair, you're like a scientist or something. You can actually do maths.

Madison: You're the one that wanted to bet!

Billy: I think the real question is, how many of the weapons she owns are the ones that are 'precious' to her?

Ron: You bring up good points, dear sir. Yet they are also too complicated for my tiny brain to comprehend, so therefore I shall just disregard it.

Billy: Eh, okay then.

Billy: I, being the straight person I am, will not kiss a male

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Billy: I, being the straight person I am, will not kiss a male. Except perhaps on the cheek, very hetero-ly. Friendly. Etc. Pretend I sound conviencing.

Ron: Plus consent. That's important as well. Which we have not consented to.

Billy: Plus we also don't really know which two you're talking about and are just assuming that you're talking about us for... reasons.

Lily: Most definitely not because you're gay for each other.

Ron: Oh, most definitely not!

Billy: That would be absurd.

Billy: That would be absurd

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Penny: ...

Kidd: ...

Lily: ...

Nugget: ...

Billy: ...

Ted: ...

Felix: ...

Cindy: ...

Buggs: ...

Monty: ...

Jerome: ...

Ozzy: ...

Madison: ...

Alice: ...

Carla: ...

Ron: ...Is that like a treasure hunt?

Carla: Ron!

Ron: What?

Jerome: We were being creepy. 

Ozzy: And you ruined it.

Ron: Oh. Sorry.

Madison: Did you know that bulls actually have very nice caps? They typically wear red ones for

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Madison: Did you know that bulls actually have very nice caps? They typically wear red ones for... some reason. 

Ozzy: I think that was a typo.

Madison: I know. I couldn't resist. 

Ozzy: They should probably kiss though.

Madison: That would be nice. 

Ozzy: ...

Madison, in a deep voice: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice. 

Ozzy: ...

Ozzy: Why do I feel like that's a reference to something?

Ozzy: Why do I feel like that's a reference to something?

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Billy: CHAPTER 1. Ozzy said, 'I reserve the right to make up new rules later because I had one but then I forgot it.' Carla agreed. I get to deny this dare.

Lily: But I don't have to~

Billy: LILY DON'T YOU DARE-!

Lily: Okay, okay. *winks subtly*

Billy: Hi Dreadie! Thumbs-up!

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Billy: Hi Dreadie! Thumbs-up!

Ron: Thumbs-up!

Madison: Thumbs-up!

Penny: Why are you saying it aloud?

Ron: It's more satisfying that way.

Penny: Oh, okay then. Thumbs-up...?

Madison: Thumbs-up. 

Billy: Thumbs-up, thumbs-up, thumbs-thumbs-up-up.

Alice: You sound like the... Mr. Saturns? Boing? Zoom?

Madison: Ding!

Penny: What's that from?

Billy: Earthbound. I think. I haven't actually played it or anything but Madison says it is.

Alice: Oh, yeah. Fuzzy pickles!

Penny: Fuzzy... I'm not even going to ask anymore.

Madison: You say it whenever you're a creepy old man who takes pictures of children.

Penny: Not sure I'll ever have to say it, but okay then.

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