Ask Kindergarten! (on hiatus)

42: Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay...

Penny: Hi everyone!

Kidd: *taps the microphone impaitently*

Billy, stage-whispering: Is it working?

Nugget, whispering back: Nugget doesn't know.

Lily: Oh, come on guys! Just get on with the asking already and then we can go back to sleep.

Literally everyone except for Penny and Lily: *groans in exasperation*

Billy: I'm tireeeeeeddddddd...

Billy: Whoa whoa whoa! That went from zero to a hundred real quick.

Penny: I think she was referring to what I said last chapter. However, Foxy does not appear to be drunk anymore and therefore I shall just take that. *confiscates the gun*

Penny: No.

Ron: I would usually but since it's Billy, no.

Billy: Rude.

Lily: They're so gay.

Billy and Ron in unison: Rude.

Buggs: That's actually kinda creepy.

Ron: *starts singing really annoyingly* OuR fRiEnDsHiP gOeS bEyOnD...

Billy: *joins in* yOuR aVeRaGe KiNd Of BoNd!

Ron: *shoves Billy aside* But not because we're gay!

Billy: No, not because we're gay!

Ron: We're close, but not that way!

Billy: The only man that I love is my dad.

Ron: I don't love my dad. I don't even know my dad.

Billy: I'll share.

Everyone else: *laughing hysterically, either because they get the reference, they think it's hilarious that their singing is so awful, or because they think the two must already be married*

Lily: They already have in-laws!

Billy: LILY! Go clean the house! The in-laws are coming!

Buggs: That sounds like a line from some horror game. *shudders*