Insanity | BTS Group Text

Group;

Sockjin, Yoongles, Sunshine, Leader Nam, Soul Mate, Bunny Kook have been added to Jimin's Birthday Surprise

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Chimin:

There I did it for you lazy ass bitches

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Chimin has left the chat

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Sockjin:

Did this little bitch really just

Bunny Kook:

Only thing he's getting this year is being told to kiss my ass

Soul Mate:

You're forgetting he would probably like that

Yoongles:

And that ass is not for him

Sockjin:

THANK YOU

Sunshine:

So wait

Are we really not doing anything this year?

Leader Nam:

Uh

I guess we could get him a cake?

Soul Mate:

Same one as last year

Bunny Kook:

Was that the one that looked like a card board box?

Sockjin:

Honestly

I was just going to buy a mix 

Yoongles:

Just give him the box and some eggs

He'll figure it out

Leader Nam:

We can at least give him a gift

I guess

Soul Mate:

Okay

But you know he's gonna ask for Jungkook with a bow

And it's already been established that ass is not for him

Sockjin:

I taught you all so well

Bunny Kook:

Nah it's fine

I'll give him a hug

That should tide him over for at least a year

Yoongles:

Hyungie you should lie and tell him he's your favorite

Sockjin:

If I have to

Sunshine:

You people are unbelievable

Don't worry about it

I'll take care of everything

AGAIN

Yoongles:

Thanks Hobi

You are

The best

Bunny Kook:

Good looking out second favorite Hyung

Sockjin:

My second favorite dongsang

Sunshine:

I can't stand any of you

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A/N: For our baby mochi's birthday  because he deserves nice things.