Insanity | BTS Group Text

Taegi;

My Idiot:

Hyung?

How much do you love me?

Yoongles:

Taehyungie

It is four in the morning

The fuck do you want

My Idiot:

For you to tell me how much you love me

Yoongles:

Wasn't it Jin Hyung's turn to take care of you three?

My Idiot:

Yeah but

It's just that

Well

Yoongles:

Spit it out kid

My Idiot:

Jungkookie is wrapped around Jin Hyung and

 He growled at me whenever I got too close

And Chim is wrapped around Jungkookie

He actually hissed at me, Hyung!

I just wanted to join the cuddle pile!

You know I can't sleep without holding something

Yoongles:

And

Hoseok and Namjoon weren't an option why?

My Idiot:

Hobi Hyung is passed out on the couch in his studio

And

Have you ever tried to cuddle with Joonie Hyung, Hyung?

It's like snuggling a tree

Yoongles:

You're not gonna leave me alone until I agree, are you?

My Idiot:

N O P E

Yoongles:

Fine

Get your ass in here kid

And remind me to have a talk about sharing with 

the other two idiots tomorrow

My Idiot:

But we're your idiots hyung!

Yoongles:

No

You're my idiot

The other two are Jin Hyung's problem

My Idiot:

I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!!!!!

Yoongles:

Yell like that one more time and you'll be sleeping alone forever

My Idiot:

Sorry