Insanity | BTS Group Text

Yoonmin;

Chimmy:

I'm having problems with a guy...

Yoongles:

Like his dead body won't fit in this bag kind of problems

Or you like him problems?

Chimmy:

Okay

First of all

God damn Yoongi Hyung

Please find some chill

Second

I like him problems

Yoongles:

Which idiot is it this time?

Because I keep telling you

Kook is never gonna like you back kid

He's too hung up on Jin Hyung

And for the last time

Don't ask me why

Cause I don't know

Chimmy:

Actually it's uh

It's not Kookie this time

Yoongles:

Oh

Uh

Tae then? 

Chimmy:

Think a bit older

Yoongles:

You know Jin may go around saying he's a thot

But he's really not, right?

Besides I think Kook would actually have the his body won't fit in this bag kind of problems then

Chimmy:

Think a tiny bit younger

Yoongles:

Hobi?

Chimmy:

Just a bit older

Yoongles:

Kind of running out of people here Chim

Chimmy:

You, Yoongi Hyung

The boy I like

Who's giving me problems

Is you

Yoongles:

We're sorry

But the number you have texted is currently unavailable

Please check back in twenty to thirty minutes

After they've had a chance to speak to their Jin Hyung

So he can tell them what the fuck they're supposed to do