VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO

Diversos

I'm pissed and I need coffee. Or any sort of energy drink whatsoever. And quite possibly a knife, bleach, body bags, and hydrochloric acid.

ANDROID

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Okay, it's not secret I prefer Android over *cough cough* CRAPple.

But

Just

*intense sigh*

I have a Samsung Galaxy 3. Let me just..

*Another intense sigh here*

I dropped my phone.

In the grass.

G-R-A-S-S.

Shouldn't be an issue, right? I mean, it's goddamn grass.

I go to pick it up and realize

Oh shit

Major crack

And then images just start flashing through my mind at high speed

Like me getting into serious trouble

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FUCK

I adore you guys!

-VengefulMarionettes