Okay, I'm in Small Animal Management with the new semester.
Animals are very cute
A sugar glider, two snakes, guinea pigs, bunnies, ferrets..
(Plus, a very cute guy with white headphones, like, holy damn. Long hair.. sigh.)
So, at our table we had one of the bunnies, and a ferret.
First off, the bunny PEED. (Kaylee cleaned it.)
We were taking a quiz and the bunny was eating my paper
AND THEN HE CHEWS THROUGH MY HEADPHONES
Okay, me and my headphones.
I lost two pairs, had to buy those and another pair.
I JUST GOT THESE PAIR YESTERDAY.
And the goddamn bunny just fucking leans over and
CHOMP
Like WTF
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HEADPHONES
You might as well cut my arms off
And my legs
And dip me in hydrochloric acid until there is nothing left
HJDJDJDDJJSNSNSNSNDNNDNDNDDNSN
Goddamnit
YOU ARE READING
RANTS
RandomI'm pissed and I need coffee. Or any sort of energy drink whatsoever. And quite possibly a knife, bleach, body bags, and hydrochloric acid.
