My. Food.
Let's fucking go through this together now.
Are you ready?
My. Food.
M-y F-o-o-d
If you go anywhere near my food I will slit your throat. And if any part of your body comes near it, I WILL STAB IT.
You think I'm kidding?
Let's say this together, now..
I-M N-O-T
Promise. I adore food except for when I go through stages where I utterly detest it.
But seriously
DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD. Unless I like you, I will absolutely fucking destroy you and kick your pathetic ass all the way across the goddamn state.
YOU ARE READING
RANTS
RandomI'm pissed and I need coffee. Or any sort of energy drink whatsoever. And quite possibly a knife, bleach, body bags, and hydrochloric acid.
