What
The actual fuck
Okay, I give you some motherfucking money
MY money
And you smile sweetly and promise, "Yeah, I'll pay you back, definitely."
You little sly son of a bitch
JUST BECAUSE I'M A PESSIMIST AND DON'T ACTUALLY EXPECT MY MONEY BACK DOESN'T GIVE YOU A REASON NOT TO GIVE IT BACK
Especially since you promised.
Bitch.
Promises are supposed to be kept, dickface. Didn't kindergarten ever teach you that?
I promised not to eat the green crayon
And I ate the green crayon
BUT I FUCKING LEARNED
(..also it tasted disgusting.)
*INSERT INTENSE SIGH HERE* What the fuck
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YOU ARE READING
RANTS
RandomI'm pissed and I need coffee. Or any sort of energy drink whatsoever. And quite possibly a knife, bleach, body bags, and hydrochloric acid.