NOT GIVING MONEY BACK

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What

The actual fuck

Okay, I give you some motherfucking money

MY money

And you smile sweetly and promise, "Yeah,  I'll pay you back, definitely."

You little sly son of a bitch

JUST BECAUSE I'M A PESSIMIST AND DON'T ACTUALLY EXPECT MY MONEY BACK DOESN'T GIVE YOU A REASON NOT TO GIVE IT BACK

Especially since you promised.

Bitch.

Promises are supposed to be kept, dickface.   Didn't kindergarten ever teach you that?

I promised not to eat the green crayon

And I ate the green crayon

BUT I FUCKING LEARNED

(..also it tasted disgusting.)

*INSERT INTENSE SIGH HERE* What the fuck

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