RANTS

WHEN PARENTS GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE

What the hell

No

Back away. BACK AWAY.

I need someone to talk to that understands me in a way that you don't.

So, I pulled an all nighter

C'mon though, name one fuck who didn't!

I'm a TEENAGER.

Let's say it together now:

T-E-E-N-A-G-E-R

(Prone to doing idiotic things and blame it on things that aren't relevant whatsoever.

Mom: Walk the dog.

Me: But it's snowing in Canada!)

And since I have a bad history with my phone and staying up and the fact that past what, two? I HAVE NO FILTER.

Like it's fucking nonexistent.

So my dad checked up on my phone through internet means (considering I'm at a friends house and he doesn't have access to the physical fucking phone itself) and I woke up to several applications being blocked and I'm pretty fucking sure he already went through all of my phone.

So

Well

Shit

What do I do now?

Because my phone is literally my soul

And if you take it

I start dying slowly on the inside

Y'know?

I'm pretty sure it's going to be taken away the moment I step through the front door, or maybe even before I hit the fucking driveway.

Point is, I am entirely confident that it's being confiscated as soon as I go home.

FUCK.

MY.

LIFE.

I mean, it was New Year's!  Who doesn't stay up extremely late or not at all? Besides, everyone that was in the house stayed up into ungodly hours of the morning so..

Whatever.

FUCK.

I'm dreading going home.

What are ya'll experiences with parents taking your devices and why?