FOOD GOES IN YOUR MOUTH
IN
DO YOU GET THE KEY POINT?
IN
Nobody wants to see your goddamn food.
Close your mouth
Chew
Hell, drink something if you need to
But CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT
Ain't nobody wanna see the fucking mess
It's a simple process, really
Promise
Try it
No pressure
.. I'll just duct tape your lips shut and tie you to my chair in the basement for you to slowly decompose after you die and the rats have feasted on your flesh if you don't.
Again
No pressure
YOU ARE READING
RANTS
RandomI'm pissed and I need coffee. Or any sort of energy drink whatsoever. And quite possibly a knife, bleach, body bags, and hydrochloric acid.