Dramatic...- heyyy! your the new kid right? i got your number from alicia who got it from amanda, who got it from dominic, who got it from u. that k?
New guy, aka Angelo- uh are you that stalker girl, [Dramatic seventh grader]
Dramatic...- DX 'stalker girl' HELL NO! im awesome! who called me a stalker?
Angelo- um [dramatic seventh grader's ex-crush]
Dramatic...- SCREW HIM! IM NO STALKER!
Angelo- uhm if you say so.
Dramatic...- sorry. dont worry, i dont stalk people. that would be weird
Angelo- okay. sorry i guess
Dramatic...- oh. thanks for that
Angelo- for what?
Dramatic...- oh nvm
[right now, if you couldn't tell, dramatic seventh graders mind is turning. she is wondering if she should fall in like with this new boy. so she starts asking him random question]
Dramatic...- hey arent you from italy?
Angelo- yeah
Dramatic...- THATS AWESOME!
Angelo- sure
Dramatic...- do you know italian?
Angelo- yeah i do.
Dramatic...- could you say something for me??
Angelo- il mio nome è angelo, mi piace il gelato e la pasta (1)
Dramatic...- XD thats awesome! theres a girl in sixth grade whos obsessed with italy
Angelo- yeah i know that, shes kinda creepy
Dramatic...- yeah
[dramatic seventh grader has now realized that she's developing a crush on a guy shes talking to over text. good or bad? you tell me]
Dramatic...- I think your pretty cool
Angelo- that was pretty random
Dramatic...- sorry. i dont really know how to talk to guyz
Angelo- yeah, well you should start by not spelling 'guys' like 'guyz'
Dramatic...- y?
Angelo- for the same reason you should spell 'why' as 'y'
Dramatic...- DANGIT YOUR ONE OF THOSE DAMN GRAMMAR NAZIS HUH?
Angelo- ...
Dramatic...- bye
Angelo- uh bye
Dramatic...- see you tomorrow
Angelo- yep.
Dramatic...- bye
Angelo- BYE. JESUS!
Dramatic...- O.O
A/N not a very funny chapter, lo siento
(1) my name is angelo, i enjoy gelato and pasta
SteampunkSpider
Ps: Dramatic seventh grader says: 'stalker girl' HELL NO! Im awesome!
SHE SOUNDS LIKE PRUSSIA!
...hetalia fangirl moment? just me? k...
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