Psychopath Naruto fanfiction [ORIGINAL]

Meeting Kakuzu and the Akatsuki

Kakuzu POV

I was walking around the forest when a strike of lightning almost struck me when the smoke cleared off a man stood in front of me holding something with his right arm like if it was a baby. The man started attacking me with taijutsu and then ninjutsu

~Skipping the fighting scene because I suck at writing that~

I was all worn out but it seemed like the guy I was fighting was only using 5% of his power "Impressive you lasted longer than the rest of the people I've fought before" " who are you and what do you want from me?" I asked "I am Shi(Death) all I ask from you is to train and take care of my child" " and why would I do that" I asked he just started laughing like a maniac

" Well kakuzu I can easily kill you right here and right now I'll even pay up 104,698.00 yen if you accept the offer, now a man like you can't turn down a request like this now can they?" I thought for a minute or two and accepted the deal he handed me the child and said " Her name is Y/n Lucifer make sure not to feed her human food she'll throw up if you do" " then what do I feed her?" I asked " isn't it obvious? Human beings of course! She is a cannibal after all!"

2 years later your now 5 Y/n POV

" And that's how I met your dad you were a total brat." " Aw but you love this brat!" It's been two years since I first met kuzu it's always been so much fun being around the old man we would always go kill our Target and exchange them for Yen after all we were bounty hunters, he would even reward me with an arm or leg to eat

"Hey brat hurry it up we have another bounty to collect" "Right. Hey kuzu? How much is this one worth?" I asked " 547,936.99 yen" he answered "Is he strong?" "No he's probably just a weakling" " If  I take him out in one blow can I have both arms?" *sigh* " fine just try not to mess up the body" my eyes lit up of the thought of eating two arms instead of one. We spotted the target but he was being protected by other ninjas, so me and kuzu agreed that I take down the main target while he took down the rest I took my Tanto blade and got into position ready to attack 321 now I stabbed him thru the heart and he died instantly

'How disappointing'

'Huh? What was that?'

I look around.

Nothing.

"Hey kuzu he wasn't much of a challenge he didn't make this any fun either!" "They  don't seem like they're worth a lot come on let's get going" "okay just let me rip of the arms" I ripped off the arms and start following kuzu while eating when a Venus flytrap emerge from a tree startling us both we did a couple back flips before landing on the floor we looked ahead of us and saw a man with orange hair beautiful purple eyes and piercings and next to him was a Venus flytrap I got to say they were good-looking,

Kuzu stood in front of me  in a protective manner "Who are you? What do you want?" he asked " The Immortal Ninja kakuzu I'd like to invite you to join the Akatsuki" said the orange hair dude "The akatsuki?" " That's right it's a group that is going to bring true peace to everyone" said the plant " I don't care about that junk the only thing I care about is money" " So you don't care about me kuzu?" I asked in a whisper so only he could hear " of course I do brat that's just embarrassing to say" he whispered back I giggle a bit before turning my attention back to the people in front of us

" whether you care or not isn't the issue I insist you join us" getting a bit mad at the tone he was giving kuzu I decided to speak up " Your pretty bold aren't you? Or you're a fool who doesn't know who's stronger" the orange man looked at me and said "And who might you be?" "I'm-" "Leave her out of this" Kuzu cut me off before I could respond " it doesn't seem like you're worth anything but you talk too much" kuzu said getting ready to fight " So you wish to fight me fine have it your way"

~After the fight~

  Kakuzu had lost and agree to join the akatsuki "But papa what about me?"   His eyes softened and he bent down to my level knowing that every time I called him papa it meant that I was worried "Dont worry, I'll be leaving you with the Suzuki clan" " But I don't want to! I wanna go with you!" " I know you do but you're still just a child" "But I-" " How about this get stronger by the age of 14 and then come looking for me prove your strength by defeating the akatsuki members. I'm giving you 9 years alright?" "But that's a long time!" I said "Are you chickening out?" 

I gasp I could tell he was smirking knowing I would never chicken out of a challenge I look at him straight in the eyes and hold out my pinky " Promise me you won't die or forget about me!"  He chuckled a bit before wrapping his pinky around mine " Promise after all who could forget an annoying brat like you?"

I slapped the back of his head "Why you-" I shushed him "You made me look bad! I said they were weaker than you but I was completely wrong!"