Kidnapping People

Chapter 24

Chapter 24

"UH, YEAH YOU DO!" I yelled at her.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... I-I-I- uh..." She stuttered.

"What, Paige? You can tell us..." Niall prompted.

"I... Do I have to?"

"YUP!" We all screamed.

"OKAY! OKAY! But, um... Can... Okay. Here goes nothing." She sighed. "Niall. Niall, Niall, Niall... Niall... NI-ALL... NIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!"

Niall hit Paige on the back.

"Niall." She hiccupped. "Thanks. I... You... Me... No... Understand?"

"I... No. Not really. Please speak human."

"Um... I don't speak human."

"Will you please try?"

"I guess so... Niall, I know that you have a face... And it's a pretty face... But... I like another face. I hope your face understands..." She said.

"You like CHRISTIAN!?" He screamed.

"Well, no, I didn't say that, necessarily... But... Yeah. I- I guess I do."

"I wasn't expecting that." He said, defeated. He flashed me puppy eyes.

"YOU. ARE. A JERKFACE. GOD JUST GET THE FREAK OVER IT! YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR LIKE A DAY, YOU LOSER! AND YOU'RE IRISH! HA!" I screamed.

"Yeah... So?" He said.

I looked away awkwardly.

"PAIGE I LOVE YOU." He said loudly.

"That's really nice." She said.

"So, will you love me?" He asked.

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" She shouted.

"I wasn't, I was just asking."

By now, we had a large clump of people standing around us.

"STALKERS!" I yelled at them.

"Ssh, dear." Louis petted my head. I purred.

"SHUT UP!" Harry yelled at me.

"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, STYLES!?" I yelled at him.

"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM... I don't know you." Hazza said.

"I love you Hazza."

"I love you Kara."

"GOOD."

"GOOD!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"What just happened?" Louis asked, concerned.

"Nothing you would understand." We said together.

"Ouch."

"Sorry." I hugged him.

"Okay, back to what we were doing before..." Zayn said.

"Shut up, Zayn." I said.

"Okay."

"Niall, we... are... OVER. Well, we never started but, it sounds cool." Paige said.

"So what are you saying?" Niall asked.

"Why aren't you getting this? I've told you this like 5 times..."

"I'm still not understanding."

"Niall. Go to school. You need it."

"What's gonna happen to us?" He asked.

"SHUT UP SO I CAN MAKE MY NOT REALLY DRAMATIC EXIT!"

"Oh, okay... I still don't know what's happening."

But, she was too far gone to hear him.

"So... How 'bout them Mets?" I asked.

"What're you talking- OH, FORGET IT!" Niall said, running away, suddenly with a huge pink teddy bear in his arms.

"I LOVE TEDDY BEARS!" He screamed hopping and skipping away.

"Welp... What're we supposed to do now?"

We looked over at the corndog stand in the corner.

"Would it be considered disrespectful to eat at a time like this?" Liam asked.

"Could you go for a nibble?" I asked.

"Well, yeah..."

We all looked at each other.

Then, we raced to the corndog stand and attacked the corndog seller and stole all of the corndogs.