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Where Is My Lovecraftian Book...?

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by owomydearson

by owomydearson

Hey, do you know where--

NO! DON'T YOU DARE.

Aries- "Ah...I like your cut g." -Summons LEBRON JAMES WITH A SPRITE CRANBERRY-

Taurus- "So, this isn't a cookbook...?" -Summons P E L O-

Gemini- "FUCK YOU MOM, IT'S NOT A PHASE!" -Summons Monokuma-

Cancer- "Eeeeh..." /THROWS BOOK/ -Summons Spongebob-

Leo- /Eats book like Kirby/ -Summons Kirby-

Virgo- "Eekum Bookum." -Summons Crash Bandicoot For Some Reason-

Libra- "..." -You were in the bathroom... doing bathroom things. Actual bathroom things.-

Scorpio- "Nice hentai you have here." -Summons Elmo-

Sagittarius- "I just wanted a friend." -SUMMONS SANS-

Capricorn- "It wasn't me! How the hell was I supposed to know this was yours?" -Summons Mickey-

Aquarius- "TOO LATE! AHAHAHA!" -SUmmONS SCOTT CATHOWN-

*Pisces- "What was his cat's name again?" -Summons Gorefield-

*WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SEARCH UP H.P. LOVECRAFT CAT'S NAME--!! THIS SENTENCE IS A MOUTHFUL, SURE, BUT IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK.

Okay y'all, peace.

--DearSon, Panicking Frantically--