I FUCKING SWEAR, EVERY SINGLE TIME! SOME EVIL ENTITY COMES OUT OF THE BLUE JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY THEIR NAME A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF--
YOU.
WHO DID YOU SUMMON? OUT OF MY FUCKING MIRROR?!
Aries- "Her name was Charlotte. Like Charlotte's Web!"
DearS: "Well... don't have an open flame, give her this doll, and also, PEDOS ARE FORBIDDEN. FUCK THAT."
Taurus- "Uh..."
DearS: "...Did I scare you again? Sorry."
Gemini- "Not me, man. You're losing it again."
DearS: "I AM NOT."
Cancer- "Lady Spades, I think she was called."
DearS: "BE NICE TO HER. PLEASE. You'll get award for doing so. A wish, if I recall."
Leo- "The...Candyman? Not really into horror culture so..."
DearS: "The AOK one or the one about the bees? Nevermind. You're screwed either way."
Virgo- "Well...what if I told you... there is a living doll playing Hide and Seek with me right now?"
DearS: "THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO ME?! HIDE!"
Libra- "It was a baby. For some reason it calls itself Blue or something. I wasn't listening."
DearS: "DO YOU HAVE THE--! NO. WHERE IS THE BABY?!"
Scorpio- "Beetlejuice! You know him, right?"
DearS: "Oh yeah, he's fine. I guess."
Sagittarius- "Oh! You mean the broken mirror? That was an accident. I tried to kill a bug while I was in the shower."
DearS: "Oh...carry on then. Just need to call someone to fix the mirror."
Capricorn- "Yeah, about that... I'm that spirit you summoned about a year ago."
DearS: "...Oh! Didn't know you would come so early. Cookies? "
Aquarius- "I think it was a Mario Character...Dry Bones?"
DearS: "NO. Not the Mario character, sadly. But, whatever you do, WIN THE GAME. HIDE!"
Pisces- "You know...Bloody Mary...right?"
DearS: "...Goddammit."
If you didn't know already, DearS is me. Just wanted to clear some confusion.
Anyways, peace.
--DearSon, Trying To Shoo Mary While Serving Cap. Cookies--
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