You meet a strange person, they are selling your favorite show's DVD for free. Thing is, it's at a yard sale, and it looks kind of crusty.
Seems legit, right?
Aries- "Ha...fuck that."
Taurus- "Clean that shit, then we'll talk."
Gemini- "YOU RUINED MY KID'S L I FE! M A N A G E R!!!"
Cancer- "How the fuck is this not illegal?"
Leo- "Wait...that's the same person I met at the alleyway!"
Virgo- "...I'll just take the TV."
Libra- "If it's free, I'M TAKING THAT SHIT!"
Scorpio- "Well, I am a big fan..."
Sagittarius- You left by the time they started selling that thing.
Capricorn- "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Aquarius- "I was the intern working on that same show, so hell no."
Pisces- "Already watched it. Not a good time."
To be honest, that would be true. With the crusty ass look, these Creepypasta lost episode covers look like, I wouldn't be surprised that I would buy it out of curiosity.
Peace!
--DearSon, Watching The Newest Lost Episode--
YOU ARE READING
Horror Zodiac
HorrorWell... here we are again. Have a go at it, I guess. //SENSITIVE TOPICS WARNING//
