Okay, I Said Get SOUP.

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NOT, GO INTO A WHOLE FUCKING SECRET FACILITY FULL OF FUCKING CREATURES THAT MAY 

K I L L  Y O U.

Ugh, fine. Where are you right now?

Aries- "So...There's a pale, skinny, old man. He looks injured. Should I help him?"

Taurus- "An orange blob? Smells like...peanut butter?! Is it safe to hug it?"

Gemini- "A computer... looks like an old model. Doubt I can play any games except solitare on here..."

Cancer- "He's hot. It's a man in a mask, he seems to want something... is it me? The black stuff reminds me of something though..."

Leo- "It's...an angel! It just some person, with a million wings and an aura that shouts majestic! I NEED to meet this blessing!

Virgo- "An old man, very old. He seems to be injured... but I'm not sure a place like this is safe at all. For both of us."

Libra- "It's a deep pond... full of blood... WAIT. THAT'S MY FAMILY IN THERE-! FUCK!"

Scorpio- "A guy with a fish head. It's fucking hilarious."

Sagittarius- "WHY THE HELL AM I IN AN IKEA?!"

Capricorn- "Baby...? Mike Wazoski kinda be looking' weird..."

Aquarius- "Hey! A doctor! I hope he can help me with this sore throat that has been bothering me. What does he look like? He has a bird mask, and has a giant black cloak on him."

Pisces- "Aww~! A doggy! With a skull on their head... and... oh..."


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